June 4, 2013

June 2, 2013

  • Help save Xanga for FREE!! (please rec!)

    HERES THE LINK, CLICK AND UPVOTE: http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1for79/xanga_hosts_a_campaign_to_save_their_business_and/

     

    Reddit.com is an extremely popular link aggregate website. (The 116th most popular website on the internet) It drives large amounts of traffic.

    On Tuesday, June 4th, at 8pm Eastern @Cakalusa is going to post a link to Xanga's fundraiser on Reddit.

    Posts on Reddit become popular through "upvoting." Upvoting is voting for a post by clicking on the upwards pointing arrow. The more upvotes a post has, the more visibility the link will get. posts on the front page of Reddit get MILLIONS of hits. But even if there aren't enough upvotes to reach the front page, the more upvotes a link has, the more visibility it will get!

     

    HERE IS WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP, FOR FREE!

    1. Make an account with Reddit.com (you may want to upvote a post to make sure you know how to do it*)

    2. Get on Reddit.com 8pm Eastern time, THIS TUESDAY!! (june 4th) and upvote the post Cakalusa makes

    3. To find the post Tuesday it will be posted on Cakalusa's site, my site, and @Thetheologianscafe site. I will also post the link in all of the Facebook groups and subreddit. 

    *Click the upward pointing arrow by a post, NOT the downward pointing arrow, it has an opposite effect.

     

    Please rec this, make your own post advertising this event, or please make a reddit account to help us.

    NOTE: MAKING A REDDIT ACCOUNT IS FREE AND YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE OUT ANY PERSONAL INFORMATION. YOU ONLY NEED TO TYPE IN A USERNAME AND PASSWORD, THAT'S IT!!!

June 1, 2013

  • Bai penises - contact info

    https://www.facebook.com/nataly.loveless

    https://twitter.com/natalyloveless

    http://www.youtube.com/user/shimmerbodycream

    http://shimmerbodycream.tumblr.com/

     

    Bai, don't be sad. In other communities you will carve out the same niche and make the same friends. (been there, done that.) When you're sad just think about those dumb shits from Datingish and it will all be better again. Or the Malaysians.

     

    Thanks for everything. you've guys all been really nice to me and got me through the worst periods of my life. Seriously, I consider the people on Xanga my only "true" friends and I would put the lot of you before anyone else.

     

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April 16, 2013

  • A Comparative Analysis of Buttholes

    I was deep in thought the other day, specifically thinking about buttholes. "Why are you so obsessed with buttholes?" @lithium98 asked me. I showed him a picture of a butthole I found. It looked like a little star-nosed mole in a pile of tangly shrub. I don't know what is so alluring about buttholes, but I believe all scientists start from a place of wonderment and fixation.

     

    I, my friends, am a butthole scientist. (see my picture? Glasses and tits make me a legit scientist.) Being a butthole scientist, I have observed many different buttholes and many different traits. I am in a great position to take notice of many butthole variations. Today I would like to rock the scientific world, and make the assertion that male and female buttholes are DIFFERENT.

     

    Now, after I posited on Twitter that male and female buttholes are different, I received some valuable feedback. The Twitter user Comatosed_Cub suggested male and female buttholes were different because, "women's butt holes under go bleaching and get fuck on the regular." This made sense to me. Perhaps I noticed a difference just because of pornography? I thought the most reasonable course of action after Comatosed's analysis would be to look at gay porn. In gay porn, men's butts also undergo bleaching and endure intercourse.

     

    Not to my surprise, there was still a marked difference that I couldn't put my finger on. Yes, the male butts were also gaping abysses, but there was still some difference. Finally, it came to me. Male buttholes resembled slits, and extended vertically. On the other hand, female buttholes seemed to all be a uniform circle. I took to my Facebook and Twitter to collect some anecdotal evidence, confirming or discounting my hypothesis. Here is the evidence I collected:

     

    Female:  "I thought they all were round and puckered like mine. Well, mine is just superior to all...except yours."

    Female: "a round hole."

    Female: "Circle thank u"

    Female: "Mine is decidedly circular."

     

    I did not get any male feedback, but this does confirm my thoughts that all female buttholes are very circular. Even though I didn't receive feedback from men, I knew I had millions of butthole pictures at my fingertips. I was on an intense journey of investigation and discovery. If male buttholes really are verticular, there should be an explanation for this.

     

    After countless hours of googling I noticed how much longer male taints were than female taints. Anogenital distance is no myth, it is routinely used in sexing animals. Anogenital distance is much longer for males than it is females.

     

     

    But common sense and picture observation tells us that anogenital distance alone is not going to transform an orifice from a circular hole to a vertical slit. We can clearly see that these professional diagrams represent both buttholes as circled and puckered. So what is it that makes male anuses seem vertical? The answer came to me when I was studying more detailed diagrams.

      

     The above picture is the sexing of mice. While we see the anogenital distance is quite a bit different, do you notice anything else? Observe the line in the buck that extends from his anus to his genitals. Now observe the female. There is no vertical line. Let's look at human anogenital diagrams.

     

     

    In the male we notice a much stronger indentation. This is what gives the male butthole a vertical appearance. I am  not sure what this line is called, but I propose from now on it is called Nataly's Crevasse, named after the famous butthole scientist who discovered it.

     

    Thank you my friends for reading my important research. Please wait for my article to be published in Nature.

     

April 12, 2013

April 9, 2013

  • Fake E-mail NOT from me [view only]

    There is an e-mail going around from a knock off site that isn't mine.

     

    The only accounts I currently use are: NatalyLoveless and Shimmerbodycream.

     

  • My first date [photoblog]

    LOL IM LOZER - I'm 24 and I've never been on a technical date. I have obviously gone to movies(etc) while in relationships, but only after making it official. I was on OKCupid for awhile to meet people. My area has a very high hick ratio, so I like to use the internet for screening people. Also I like to use the internet to establish relationships because I'm hoorrrrible at conversation. If I approach someone in person, they will run away from boredom. I have to trick them. winky

    Anyway, I ended up closing down my OKCupid profile a couple months ago. Sometime later, someone I was conversing with messaged me again. We ended up adding each other on Facebook and he wanted to go on a date. We are largely different people, but I decided for once in my life I was going to stop being a judgmental cunt and go for it. I decided to go on a date with this dude.

    So I got ready.

     

     

    HEY IF I'M GOING TO GET HEAT DAMAGE I MIGHT AS WELL PRETEND I'M MARIE ANTOINETTE. STOP JUDGING ME.

    This is in right now. In Paris. Paris, IL. I started the trend.

    How much do I love you? A lot, but not enough to edit my ghetto TV and messy bookcase out of the picture.

    Also, I wore my sweet ass ear chain that you can't see in the other pics. (It's covered by my hair.)

     

    READY TO GET MY FREAK ON

     


    The date was fun, the guy was cool. We had dinner and then went to an arcade. In the end, we're just friends. I got out of this experience that:

    1) The thought of dating grosses me out: People were telling me you are supposed to kiss on dates and shit. WTF. UP OUT MY FACE, FOOLS.

    2) People can be really fucking cool. The guy was nice as fuck and was complimenting me left and right. It was a much needed self esteem boost. I don't think a guy has ever complimented me that much before. Thanks Mister!

    3) I need to stop being such a judgmental cunt. Even though people are different, you can learn something from everybody. Give everyone a chance!

    4) I hate socializing The guy was awesome and fun to be around, but after an hour it just strains my voice. Not sure if a majority of my frustration is caused by having vocal cord dysfunction or what. (It makes it hard to talk)

     

    So, dating isn't for me... but it was a fun experience. For one time. ... ... ...

     

     

April 7, 2013

  • Need a cute antidepressant?

    BABY HIPPO TIME

     

    • The closest relations of the hippopotamus are surprisingly cetaceans such as whales and dolphins.

    • Scientists believe this family of animals diverged in evolution around 55 million years ago.

     

    • Although hippos might look a little chubby, they can easily outrun a human.

    • A group of hippos in known as a ‘herd’, ‘pod’, ‘dale’ or ‘bloat’.

       

    • Hippos typically live for around 45 years.

       

    • Hippos eat mostly grass.

        

    • Hippopotamuses are found in Africa.

    • The name hippopotamus means ‘river horse’ and is often shortened to hippo.

    • The hippopotamus is generally considered the third largest land mammal (after the White rhinoceros and elephant).

     

    Facts from: http://www.sciencekids.co.nz/sciencefacts/animals/hippopotamus.html

     

     

April 6, 2013

  • Birthday Ho Party [nsfw]

    Today Rafflupagus (lithium98) turns 27. SO TODAY XANGA IS HAVING A HO PARTY. Men hos, women hos, intersexed hos it is time to get naked and celebrate the birth of our fellow Xangan.

     

    For my part I am presenting 27 bouncing booties for each year @lithium98 has existed.

     

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!