Midwest Meetup @thetheologianscafe
*me driving on the way to the restaurant*
Dan: I am super early
Nat: You’re there already?
Dan: I am in town
I am sitting at mcdonalds just off 55
Nat: Is this dan
Dan: Yes
Is this Nataly
Nat: Oh, haha you have a very distinctive style. I thiiiink I might be 10 min early. Get our midgets!!!!!
Dan: What is distinctive about my style?
Nat: You never use contractions.
And it’s terse. :p
Dan: Haha
I have been told that before
I will attempt to be less concise and more verbal.
Nat: Is mcdonalds fun? Recruit one of the workers to go drinking
Dan: Hmm
I wonder which one
Nat: The loosest one
Dan: Haha. She will be more fun for all of us
Maybe someone will show up at the xanga meet
Nat: I’m bringing an asian with me. Since it’ll be around half asian this is going to be an authentic meetup.
Dan: Is the asian a guy or a girl
Nat: Guy. Sorry. When he grows his hair long enough he looks like a girl. I should have brought his sister ohmigod she’s hot
Dan: Bring his sister
Is he a midget or full size?
Nat: Full size but midget to you and me. Feel free to toss him, he’s not squirmy.
Dan: Awesome. I especially love asian midget look-alikes
Nat: Midget strippers!!!
Dan: Will your friend give us an asian lookalike midget strip show?
Nat: Oh dear god. We’ll go blind and never be able to xanga. But yes!!
Dan: It will be worth it
Nat: Are you making a fort out of mcchickens
Dan: I am gone now
I am heading to the location
Nat: Are you texting and driving? That’s illegal in my state. Invite the cop to the meet.
Dan: I like to live dangerously.
Cop strippers!!!!!
Nat: YEEESSSSS. N free handcuffs!!!
Dan: We will rate the xangans via text like this during the xanga meet and talk about which ones we want to include in the orgy. Then we will post this on xanga.
Nat: Hahahaha. I dunno if this will work for me. I am so desperate right now ill give a ten to those with 3+ percent of their teeth.
Dan: We can’t always be picky
I have found they look even better after a few drinks
Nat: Sooo true. We can just take secret ass shots and let xangas comment democracy pic.
Dan: Good thinking
Low standards will come in handy if we are stuck with an asian lookalike midget
Nat: And alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
Dan: The greeter is eyeing me. I hope you like older women.
Nat: Most definitely. Pref tits above belly button age but beggars can’t be choosy
Dan: Maybe you should start drinking now before you see her
Nat: Both binh and Brenda are going to be late
Dan: I am pretty sure with the help of someone else they can be pushed above the bellybutton
Nat: I’ll take it!
Dan: Ok
I am pretty sure I know which waitress we will want
*We’re in the restaurant, flapper_femme_fatale comes in*
Nat: We have the same type, I will guess!
Whoa tits! Yes to her definitely
Tits!!!
Titties!
Dan: The first to touch them wins
Nat: I’m glad I wore sunglasses the staring won’t be as obvious
I’d do the waitress
Dan: Does a brush touch count or does it have to be a two hand grab?
Nat: A lick wins it
Dan: Maybe we can get the waitress to come with
Can you sense the sexual tension between the two Asians?
Nat: And the lady who showed us to our seats
Dan: Stop pretending you are listening to what she is saying
Nat: Haha I am I am!
Dan: If we get them and take the pie with it, we both win
She has pretty eyes
But you are not looking at them
Nat: Dan I am just as pure as you are. I don’t know what you are talking about.
Dan: If you are pure like me then you know what I am talking about.
Are you sure your back is up to this
Nat: I hope she is a top. My back is killing me
Dan: I am sure she is flexible
*On the way to get boozes then hang out*
Dan: Ok if there is no alcohol at this exit we will orgy sober
Nat: You mean you guys will orgy sober. I got pills!!!
Dan: Take off your jacket to get it started
You are going to have to kiss someone
Nat: Which one is herpes free and takes it in the butt
Dan: You never know until the results come back
Kiss her
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