I have read 1,000 articles about the demise of the traditional man. In its place a new breed is arising, the “man-child” obsessed with video games, porn, non commitment, and few responsibilities.
Okay, now apparently on the other team we have women lamenting ze fact ze menz aren’t getting with the program.
WE WANT MARRIAGE, KIDS, AND MORTGAGES. OHMIGOD, INSEMINATE ME NOW.
And this is where womenz get real fucking stupid.
HAVE YOU EVER LIVED WITH SOMEONE? Cleaned their peepees off the toilet seat? SMELLED THE AFTERMATH OF CHINESE FOOD?
When you marry/live with someone you become their slave. Cooking, cleaning, sucking whatever they want you to suck. (TOES, PENISES, CLITORII)
Women, WOMEN STAHP. This marriage/commitment/live-in/breeding machine bullshit is a part of the secret plan of enslaving us and turning us into fucking workhorses. Studies show we do all the fucking child rearing, cleaning, AND work (for less money). The men have it right on this one. We should be playing video games and masturbating all day.
WOMEN, I ENVISION A DIFFERENT FUTURE FOR US. NO MORE MARRIAGE, CHILDREN, OR LIVE IN RELATIONSHIPS.
I ENVISION US ALL LIVING IN A LESBIAN COMMUNAL RELATIONSHIP.
WE WILL ALL HAVE HITACHI MAGIC WANDS.
WE WILL ALL HAVE GUN TITTIES
WE WILL ALL WATCH THE NOTEBOOK AND BAKE COOKIES TOGETHER
WE WILL ALL PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN OUR UNDERWEAR WHILE DOING EACH OTHERS HAIR
Break your engagements, your straightness, your bad “sleeping with men” habit and come join us!
All men who recruit women to the cause get to watch… also free pancakes every Friday.