LET'S GO!!

 

 

I got mah nailz did and sent them to mah frand.

 

 

He tried to show me up.

 

 

NAW, BITCH. I'm not having it.

 

 My little asian friend didn't work hard buffin' my nails for nothin'.

 

 I says, "bitch you ain't nothin' but a poser."

 

You will never be as fabulous as me

 

AND NOW HE'S DAMN ASHAMED

 

 

THE END, GOODNIGHT

 

Go troll @Lithium98 for not being as fly as me.

My sister recently got knocked up (BC failed), and she is already getting pressured to get an abortion. Guess what assholes, if you are pressuring a woman to get an abortion, you are NOT fucking pro choice! You are PRO ABORTION and coercion! Eat shit and die. I am proud of her for sticking to her guns and doing what she wants instead of giving in to some cunt. 

Also I'm excited to be an aunt!

Seriously Christians, stop bombing abortion clinics, bomb the people who pressure women into abortions against their will. They are the real evil fuckers.

 

Thanks for all of the responses I received in my previous post. I post my problems here because you guys give heartfelt answers that give me new perspectives. The users here have wisdom and heart. I am getting back in the Xanga groove. I am in the process of replying to everyone... I am a bit distracted because @bohemianlotus gave me the rest of the A Song of Fire and Ice series. That shit is like crack.

 

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you 

 

I don't know how to repay all of my friends here (and I consider anyone on Xanga a friend here before I'd consider any of the fuckers I know IRL a friend) for all of the kindness they've shown me, SO HAVE MY TITS.

 

 

Death is a final thing. I'm not sure what I'm going to feel when my Dad dies, and I'm not even sure I should be asking this question. I guess I kind of block this out of my head, I don't really want to deal with it, but it's final. What if I fuck up with dealing with this? I can't take it back.

So, if you have experience with this issue, I'd appreciate your input.

 

My Dad will probably die around summertime?? To say we don't have a great relationship... is an understatement.

 

What do you wish you would have done before someone close to you died? If you had a strained relationship with one of your parents, and they passed, I'd really like your input.

I really have no wisdom on this subject. Right now my tactic is to avoid any kind of emotional attachment and remain as angry as possible. I figure if I can keep the pent up anger til the end, maybe it won't hurt as bad. But maybe it will bite me in the ass. I'm not trying to be an asshole, I just don't really know how to deal with this or what to expect.

I have time to prepare, so I guess I might as well be figuring out a game plan.

 

 

Poor Dan, getting yelled at about tits again. I'm glad no one yells at me about tits, and just yells at me to show them. No matter your stance on the issue, at least this controversy gets us constantly talking about breast cancer. Although people may be assholes to TheTheologiansCafe, it's great he's using all of the controversy to generate discussion about breast cancer.

Today happens to be Triple Negative Breast Cancer Awareness day. The Triple Negative Breast Cancer Foundation uses this day as a drive to get funds. If you would like to donate, please click the link below. Triple Negative Breast Cancer tends to target younger women, and is aggressive. Hormone therapies are ineffective against this type of breast cancer, and a lot of research is being done. About 15% of breast cancer is estimated to be TNBC. And a reminder, GET YOUR LUMPS CHECKED OUT ASAP! Even if you are young.

http://www.tnbcfoundation.org/understandingtnbc.htm

https://www.facebook.com/TNBCFoundation

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/03/01/triple-negative-breast-cancer-day-raising-funds-for-cure/

 

 This is a great video about TNBC from a sufferer that is going through the battle:

http://ww5.komen.org/TripleNegativeBreastCancer.html

The 30 day shred is an exercise by Jillian Michael's. There are 3 levels and you do it for 30days. (Each level 10 days) You can join at any time!!! The start date is today, but please come at any time. It's about SUPPORT and making sure you get in the exercise every day. The video you can follow is below. It's free! Just do level 1 for 30days if you don't have level 2 or level 3. Personally I don't think the levels are that different.

 

Step1: Add me on Facebook

 

Nataly Loveless

Create Your Badge

 

Step2: Message or comment on my Facebook page saying you'd like to join

 

Step3: You will be added to the group Easy Crazy Ways to Look Better Naked

Step4: Do this workout everyday!:

 

 

If you don't have a Facebook but would like to be held accountable anyway, leave me a comment and I'll try to remember to harass you.

I now see why college girls become sluts.

I am in my last week and a half of college and my vagina is throwing a goddamn temper tantrum. I joined online dating to meet some people, but basically EVERYONE is fucking shallow. It's a trait I loathe, but as the saying goes... IF YOU CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. So I just started messaging people I found attractive regardless of whether they were shallow or not.

 

With all of this stress of trying to finish college and periodically messaging things with cocks, my vagina is so excited and antsy to get some action.

ME: *messages guy* Hey, I'm a vegetarian too! How are you?

Vagina: LOL, like you give a fuck how he's doing. You should ask him if he needs his dick sucked.

Brain: STFU VAG, That's totally not appropriate.

Vagina: Bitch needs cock, her Vicodin is running low.

Brain: Quiet vagina, she doesn't like people.

Vagina: LOL, whatevz. I bet I can totally get her to suck this dude's dick.

Brain: You know gonorrhea is fucking incurable now, right?

Vagina: You're a killjoy.

Brain: You're a slut.

 

Back to homework.

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Sorry for the rant. Have tits:

American troops in the Pacific bathe during a lull in the fighting on the island of Saipan, 1944. Image: Peter Stackpole

 

 

 

Have a nice day.

When they are overweight?

 

 

 

When they are skinny?

 

When they gain weight?

 

 

When they have a body type you don't believe fits in with a feminine standard?

 

When they fit the feminine standard too well?

 

 

 

When they dress differently than you?

 

 

 

 

When they make music you don't like?

 

 

 

When they have sex?

 

 

 

When they don't have sex?

 

 

When they are religious?

 

 

 

 

When they've had plastic surgery?

 

 

When they have a drug problem?

 

 

When they have less money than you?

 

 

When they have a different political ideology?

 

 

When they have a different sexual orientation?

 

 

 

 

PLEASE JOIN THIS SUBREDDIT

http://www.reddit.com/r/xangans/

 

Wow, what a good friend you are. I won't murder you now. Maybe. OK Thanks for your cooperation. For your compliance you get boobies instead of death. Congratulations. Enjoy your boobies.