I now see why college girls become sluts.
I am in my last week and a half of college and my vagina is throwing a goddamn temper tantrum. I joined online dating to meet some people, but basically EVERYONE is fucking shallow. It’s a trait I loathe, but as the saying goes… IF YOU CAN’T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. So I just started messaging people I found attractive regardless of whether they were shallow or not.
With all of this stress of trying to finish college and periodically messaging things with cocks, my vagina is so excited and antsy to get some action.
ME: *messages guy* Hey, I’m a vegetarian too! How are you?
Vagina: LOL, like you give a fuck how he’s doing. You should ask him if he needs his dick sucked.
Brain: STFU VAG, That’s totally not appropriate.
Vagina: Bitch needs cock, her Vicodin is running low.
Brain: Quiet vagina, she doesn’t like people.
Vagina: LOL, whatevz. I bet I can totally get her to suck this dude’s dick.
Brain: You know gonorrhea is fucking incurable now, right?
Vagina: You’re a killjoy.
Brain: You’re a slut.
Back to homework.
Sorry for the rant. Have tits: