ShimmerBodyCream on Xanga

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Gettin' ready to leavez

Going to see the fiance person fruit thing. Got mah hair did. (highlighted, layered, cut) I'm so excitied. I have been packing, tanning, cleaning, shopping, and weeeee!!! Been busy!!! Leaving this week.

Friday, 11 May 2012

Warning: GRAPHIC - True Love!

I put this at a C rating, if it needs a D or more let me know.

So anyway, I have this disgusting ear mole. I've had other moles cut off by my dermatologist but I wanted to get rid of this one because I'm going on a trip soon. And let's face it, this thing is gross! When I did have my dermatologist remove my other moles he didn't even cut the whole mole off and I STILL have moles because of his incompetence.

I asked @themushypear if he though it was gross. He said yes it was... (I appreciate his honesty) SO NO WAY WAS I KEEPING IT. I CUT OFF MY BODY PART OUT OF LOVE!!

So I decided to shave off my nasty little mole with a razor. I cut the remaining pieces off with my cuticle scissors. I'm proud of myself because I did a much better job than my stupid dermatologist did!

Behold, my uggers ear mole in all it's glory!

Mid surgery. I am taking a razor to it. The same razor I use to cut off my callouses. MMM appetizing.

Here you can see I have it half lopped off.

Now it is gone!!

Prescription strength antibiotic ointment (from previous professional mole removal), bloody paper towel, razor I used, plastic bag with my mole in it. The only thing I didn't add was the cuticle scissors I used to finish it off.

It was hilarious because after he told me it was gross I told him I was going to cut it off. He freaked out and kept calling my phone trying to tell me NO DON'T DO IT, IT'S CUTE! LOLOL

TL;DR @themushypear gave me his honest opinion, performed surgery on myself, ear mole is gone!!

And that's true love, cutting off your disgusting ear mole for someone. Ha ha.

Thursday, 10 May 2012

How to find the perfect relationship

HI IT'S ME, THE RELATIONSHIP GURU. I FIGURED OUT THE FORMULA FOR A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP THROUGH MY SCIENTIFICAL METHODS.

Women, ask a potential suitor the following. Any no's, give them the boot.

Do you know where the clit is?

Are you willing to play with it for more than an hour a day?

If you stick your penis in any of my orifices are you going to still touch my clit?

If I'm sad, will you touch my clit?

If I'm happy, will you touch my clit?

If I get fat and have bad gas, will you touch my clit?

If I fart on your face while you're going down on me, will you keep going?

Men, do the above.

Ask the women the following, if they say no, its BYE BYE BITCH.

Do you suck dick?

Do you swallow?

Do you cook?

If I had dingle berries and diarrhea would you still finger my ass?

If I was 500lbs could I still be on top?

Would you lick my ass?

Can I play video games and jerk to porn whenever I want?

HOPE THIS HELPS BYE

Saturday, 05 May 2012

Pics of my sister's hair/make-up

Today I pulsed I was doing my sister's hair and make-up! Wee!

If you remember I did my sister's hair/makeup for homecoming. Well she liked it so much she wanted me to do it for prom! I was stoked because I love doing hair and make-up. I'm sort of a make-up junkie. I'm not very good at hair though, but I try my best even though I'm inexperienced.

Getting ready to get curled!!

Her hair is straight. This is after I curled it but before make-up.

Now here she is completely made up! She didn't have her dress on so I couldn't take appropriate photo whoring pictures. Maybe I'll get some more with her dress. We had a fun and eventful morning!

BTW thanks @ctaretz for the sweet post ^__^

Thursday, 03 May 2012

Guess what I've been doing? :)

Dancin' Machiiine!

Can you guess what I've been doin'?!

Situps? No...

Cleaning my mirror/room?! No...

Wearing leggings correctly? No...

Taking blurry pictures of a hobby? ....

YESSSS!!!

So I am going to dance classes again. I remember basically all of the choreography from last time. (Which is a rarity, I'm awful at choreography) It's funny because everyone in my class is super skinny and average height. I look extremely awkward. I'm not a giant (5'9") but I'm tall enough I can't extend all of my arm movements without bashing the ceiling or hitting the girl in the face next to me. >_>

I really like my teacher, she is from the Middle East. I'll include a pic of her and her daughter below. But man, she is TINY. I really feel like an out of place giant! Like that one time I went to a Vietnamese Catholic Mass!!! (No offense Vietnamese people, I'm huge with an afro)

A pic of my teacher and her daughter.

La, la, so I'm excited about getting into belly dance again. I usually dance basically everyday, but I don't often take it formally.

OH AND I GRADUATE WITH MAH DEGREE IN JULY. I IZ EXCITED. WOOT WOOT.

What's been goin' on with you?