May 10, 2012
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How to find the perfect relationship
HI IT’S ME, THE RELATIONSHIP GURU. I FIGURED OUT THE FORMULA FOR A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP THROUGH MY SCIENTIFICAL METHODS.
Women, ask a potential suitor the following. Any no’s, give them the boot.
Do you know where the clit is?
Are you willing to play with it for more than an hour a day?
If you stick your penis in any of my orifices are you going to still touch my clit?
If I’m sad, will you touch my clit?
If I’m happy, will you touch my clit?
If I get fat and have bad gas, will you touch my clit?
If I fart on your face while you’re going down on me, will you keep going?
Men, do the above.
Ask the women the following, if they say no, its BYE BYE BITCH.
Do you suck dick?
Do you swallow?
Do you cook?
If I had dingle berries and diarrhea would you still finger my ass?
If I was 500lbs could I still be on top?
Would you lick my ass?
Can I play video games and jerk to porn whenever I want?
HOPE THIS HELPS BYE
Comments (50)
O…M…G XD
Love you
Oh this truly helps XD ….
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This is hilarious.
You ripped this off of my relationship
Sound advice.
Dingle berries!! Ha.
The Clit Driven Life. What a concept!
Hahahahahahahahaha
what da fuck is a clit?
Mind if I trololo your meeting your ex in the casino… seems itll be funny. but if its going too far I won’t go there….
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This seems legit.
Lmao
@Happily_Married_Guy - I LOVE BEING TROLLED.
You can fart in my face all you want.
@ShimmerBodyCream - lol ok i think this one’s gonna be GREAT
Luckily I know where the clit is.
Yeah I’m definitely gonna use this.
how to find the perfect relationship…that’s easy!! find a way to capture shimmer’s heart! d’awwwwww. <3
damn, I’m doing it wrong! XD
Yeah, most of those questions aren’t that important to me.
But you can’t take away my video games.
…..or porn.
I’m very troubled that you omitted the folks that have undergone the removeadictomy and/or addadictomy surgeries. What’s a girl,er, guy to do?
@The44thHour - Admittedly I don’t know crap about men, but I thought my last rule most would agree with.
I would add: when I play video games, will you still…suck my dick?
It is as if you have been married for 20 years. Wise beyond your age!
This has to be the best relationship check list ever!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!
I hope they repost this on datingish.
EEEK..hahahaha
i just lol’d tooo loudly
This was very helpful
Best relationship advice I ever received.
You are a brilliant young lady
well alrighty then. this isn’t what i was expecting when i clicked.
You are evil and going straight to Hell.
I will be waiting! :D
OMG you changed your page.
AND OMFG White Kids Love Hip Hop came on as I clicked your blog. NO FUCKING JOKE. IT’S FATE WE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES.
“If I fart on your face while you’re going down on me, will you keep going?”
:/
Bahaha
haha
Well thanks for the laugh.
if i ask you these questions, would there be any no?
a guy who doesn’t know what a clit is should go meet the 40 year old virgin.
WWOWW… this was amusing.
lol awesome questions
LOL!
How could any relationship fail if they used your advice?
This will just get u a fuck buddy and a baby not a relationship
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