August 6, 2012
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Confessions
Trend from @IntotheWind
Person 1) I should have fucked you on the first date.
Person 2) You are my favorite Xanga Celebrity. I have stalked you way before I got my ShimmerBodyCream account, you were the only blog I read. I'm actually a hopeless fan girl and always wished I could be just like you. I CANT BELIEVE I FINALLY SKYPED YOU.
Person 3) You are a great person, it's sad you get so much hate on here.
Person 4) I want to chain you in my basement and whip you.
Person 5) I looove you, you're smart and different, plus we both like ladyboys.
Person 6) I really really want a piggy back ride from you. If we meet I'm going to ask you for one.
Person 7) As much as you rec pics of cute animals and for how pretty you are I'm pretty sure the ladies of Xanga are happy you're not gay.
Person 8) You have a cute kid and yo funny, I wish we could be friends IRL.
Person 9) Scissor? GOD YOUR TITS ARE PERFECT.
Person 10) You are beauuuutiful. You remind me of a fairy
Person 11) You are my favorite ninja
Comments (310)
Oh! You had a prior account. Would you mind sharing the name?
@Celestial_Teapot - It got shut down, but it was bellydancegirl8.
I got #9!!!!! trololol....
CAN I BE #4?!?!
@MrTrololo - HOW DID YOU KNOW
Nice post, I really didn't figure it to be an honest, down to earth, but you fooled me.
Good ones!
@MrTrololo - yOu whore! You promised me I was the only one!
@IntoTheWind1 - No, you're six. LIFT WITH YOUR KNEES.
@MrTrololo - Damn... Was actually just about to claim that one.
I can do eeet!
@IntoTheWind1 - you would have to have said that. I think I "just vomited in my mouth a little" trololol....
@ShimmerBodyCream - Ah. I was wondering how you and MushyPear started flirting so familiarly fromt he date of your account creation. ^_^
found the comments and the blog itself entertaining -M
@MrTrololo - there are no rules in a troll war. None.
Except, don't be too mean to me. That rules stands. But other than that, there are no rules.
#9 for me , right?
I used the wrong pic see the new one
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I think you are an extrovert.
@seedsower - I'd watch that.
@seedsower - That is the best comment I have ever gotten.
Don't you call me pretty, BITCH!
@IntoTheWind1 - It ok I have some mouthwash here.
6) ALL DAY.
@amateurprose - It's your turn u gotta make one bro
#4?
@Celestial_Teapot - Haha, actually I didn't know him before this account. We met in an argument on mathematicalbagpiper's page. He just sent me a message one day and from there on we chatted almost literally 24-7 on gtalk. I became obsessed and told him he had to marry me.
@MrTrololo - Yeah, im working on one
hmmm some reason I keep thinking #10 is me....you know, since I've been surrounded by a lot of assholes (except a few)
@amateurprose - YOU FOUND YOURS.
@seedsower - not bad, not bad at all.
@seedsower - That was gutsy, and yeah, they are.
@ShimmerBodyCream - momma ain't raise no fool!
I don't know what's more entertaining, your post or all these comments. bahaha...
I would claim #4! You can chain and whip me anytime!
@MrTrololo - @JadeMaster2 - Why thank you kindly.
@seedsower - ROFL.
I would say that I might be #8, but my kid is a booger....soooo I guess not.
these are my confessions ~ Usher
HA! If I wrote a list you'd be my number 2
@Erika_Steele - You guessed yours too!! I am really horrible at hiding secrets ha ha
this was very entrtaining
I'm going to go uncurl the hairs of my chinny chin chin now.
Person 1) Your butt is big.
I'll bet I'm person #1, except we haven't had a first date yet, so it isn't too late!
@chaospet - YES!!!!!!!!! ; D
I still don't understand this game...
Umz... iz me a fairy? *dies if wrong*
@angelwingfive - You don't understand how it works or you don't get why it's popular?
How it works is you basically say things to 10 xangans but you keep the Xangans anonymous so you can get deep dark secrets off your chest.
Just in case person 4 has other plans can i volunteer.
I know I'm not on here and I don't even know who any of these could be but this is my favorite list of confessions I've seen! And I've been reading them all morning haha it's addictive and I don't even know hardly anyone on xanga.
If I was number 6 you would get a nose bleed....are you afraid of heights?
Happy birthday!
So I just realized finally whom you remind me of: SARAH SILVERMAN.
hi we used to be friends.
I'm not on the list. OH WELL.
This is great! ^_^
@bloggicus_maximus - Yes you are, you are person 11.
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