November 14, 2012
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NSFW Dare Survey
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1) What do you consider your first sexual experience to be? I touched myself when I was 4 or 5. My hand has been glued to my vag ever since. FAP FAP FAP PEDOBURRS
2) What is the sexiest thing you’ve ever worn in public? If I’m wearing it, it’s not sexy.
3) What is the sexiest surprise you have ever given someone? ..My boobs? …….
4) What is your favorite scene from a porn video or story? “BUT I POOP FROM THERE” “NOW YOU DON’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
5) Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? My dog.
6) Had sex in a public place? No one wants to fuck me, no.
7) Have you ever had anal sex? I will take it in whatever hole I can get it in, except the phole.
8) Have you ever had a rim job? Given one? No… I would only do that to a girl. Who wants to fight a butt bush then find something crunchy?
9) Are you in a relationship now? No. No one luv me. :c
10) What is your partner’s sexual fantasy? I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING PARTNER.
11) Do you prefer to orgasm before or after your partner? I prefer to orgasm all day e’ryday.
12) How often do you masturbate? 4xs a day average. 0 if company, 6 if I’m horny. Will pay fer someone to do it for me, yeah?
13) Have you ever had cyber or phone sex? … Not really. We could make that happen though.
14) When you masturbate do you think of a specific person, celebrity or friend? SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA.
15) What is on your sexual Bucket list? Fall in love, get married, have sex.
Just kidding, double penetration anal.
Comments (287)
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Yeah... maybe tomorrow. It just doesn't seem to fit with what I've been writing lately. Maybe I'll do the survey on xanga fb instead?
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You should surprise us with your boobs.
#8 I would only do that to a girl too. Oh wait am I interrupting your chat with @SasGal?
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I may do this one tomorrow. It looks fun. Phone/cyber sex is way overrated. Actually, thinking about my experiences makes my skin crawl.
Oh this is where the phone sex number came from LOL. I commented but can't do the survey. I'm way too shy!
Who doesn't want DP? that and nice, good ole fashioned gang bang.
DP is def on my list, baha.
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I'm surprised you didn't take on the bonus question I asked after my answers. ANd I see that I'm not the only one who fantasizes about DP every once in a while.
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lol.. actually if i really was in your place i would ask you out for sure! you are one of lovely women i know here in xanga
So are ya sayin you won't stick nuthin up your poop shoot except Shakira's tongue?
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What if I don't comment?
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That shit sound absurd, like a parody of a nigga....I ain't play around like that bruhbruh.
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