February 14, 2012
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Yay Valentine's Day
Great things that have happened in my week
- makeup shopping, church, book shopping!
- The chick I hate not only got dumped AGAIN but she got really fat from getting dumped and she posted her fat picture on twitter!!! So not only is she pig faced, she has a cow body.
- my thighs don't touch anymore
- I think Ket has a new profile pic on Facebook and it makes me rub my boobies
- @Paul_Partisan said I had a flat ass, but I think he secretly wants to fuck a flat booty bitch. Hopeful.
- I got CANDY, straight from Vietnam. (Including candied ginger. OMFG)
- Ket and I are in a sexual sexual relationship and are going to start a man harem. It's going to look something like this.
MEET MISTRESS NATALY AND MISTRESS KET ( @drakonfyre ) AND OUR MAN HAREM
- People started randomly posting meetup pics of me so I thought you'd like to see them. The first person I've ever met up with was @greekphysique. He was my first Xanga friend. The second person is @magistertom who is super cool and super nice. They're both really cool people and it was so much fun meeting them. I
Went to the the ortho and MY BRACES COME OFF IN APRIL!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN WHITEN MY TEETH AGAIN!! (that's why I never smile in pics
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Comments (32)
I love my sexy sex mistress Nataly. =D <3 <3
I must admit you're a great looking woman in spite of all the drugs and profanity. Hooray for thighs.
Fun!! Anyway, why are you so gorgeous?
I was diggin' the post, and then BAM I wasn't diggin' it so much anymore. Note to self: don't scroll on her page. Read the first sentence, then click away.
@AgainstTheWind1 - shut up and get in our man harem!!!!
@fabolousclown -
thanks I love you 
we should make babies together
@DrakonFyre - I LUST YOU MOOOOOOAR
@we_deny_everything - Thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks <3 Despite the drugs? Take some ecstasy and I'll bet I become hotter. (o)(o) penis
@ShimmerBodyCream - We should rename it Lustentine's Day. Be my lust?
Just look at them choppers!
Oh, alright, but I ain't wearing no damn banana-hammock.
Unless you say please.
Happy Valentines Day Sweetie!!! ^-^
What is all the homoerotic pictures for?
Yeah, greekphysique is awesome, I never met him, but I have seen him in vlogs, pics, I read his stuff, yada yada, and I repeat, that guy should be on t.v.
Braces on girls can be a cool look!
Ouch to the guy laying on the jagged rocks.
You should smile more often, you got a purdy mouth. da da daa daa daaaa! lol
nice man harem,... lol happy v-day to u too
I swear I wanted to scream to the world when my thighs stopped touching each other (at least in that overlapping-of-fat way, they still brushed each other when walking sometimes). And then I gained weight back. ASJHSDFS.
Hot lady! You are so gorgeous! Happy Valentine's Day.
You are so gorgeous and I love you and your beautiful smile!
You are so pretty what the f!
Your teeth will be amazing and congrats. When I had mine off, my orthodontist whitened my teeth for me, btw. So hopefully yours will too, and you'll have a good start on them.
I am working very hard to get my abs in shape so I can take pics like that, though, I will never get my bulge to be that small >.>
COOL! Candy from Nam??? Was that from those HOT chicks in the pic on you Facebook? WOWZERS those girls!!! P.S I finally got to see the "woman's" package last night. I was FLABBERGASTED! I figured since she was 5' 10" with big feet she may be "endowed" but I definitely underestimated. Maybe that explains my new level of joy today LMAO!
You are gorgeous! <3
@xdeelynnx - I think Shimmer should become a cult leader, don't you think??? LOL
@LadyboyRevolution - I bet you are on cloud nine!!
yes the candy was from one of the VIetnamese women in my pics
@LadyboyRevolution - I agree LOL
* rubs bewbs* man, that man harem is quite the selection! You are hot and if I wasn't married. . . yummy!
Hey, come leave some smartass comment on my latest post. Stat. I need a smile, jackass.
@Paul_Partisan - Oh, Paul. Be very careful when you comment on how flat a girl's ass is. A woman has plenty of ways to assume our cock sizes, and one is complaints about the size of a girl's ass. Now that you talked about Shimmer's ass, as blissfully dirty as her mind is, she is going to assume your dick is either too weak, too freakishly massive or (if possible) too minuscule to handle a flat ass like hers. Please, be very, very careful. They will not hesitate to bring our complaints right back to our skills and equipment. That is all.
@ShimmerBodyCream - While we are on the subject of talking about about a woman's ass...(smacks it) That is all.
Hahah I know Ket and remember greekphysique!
ohh I love the pics of you and John
I need more articles and blogs please post soon.
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