June 15, 2012
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Being stalked by a guy I met on POF
POF = PlentyofFish. The online dating website.
A couple weeks ago I was on a dating site. I asked @themushypear exactly how I should explain this and he told me to tell you all it's because
I'M A CHEATING WHORE.
Anyway, I talked to a lot of people, never met anyone. No one interested me, but I did text a few.
So I did message this one guy who the service said was interested in me. Let's call him... "COMPLETELY SANE MAN."
Now, Completely Sane Man and I had a nice texting conversation. He seems sweet and intelligent, but obviously being in love with my current piece of fruit I had to cut off all communication with these humans. (I've discovered I'm purely fruitsexual with a slight leaning towards vegesexual that I indulge every now and again.)
I usually would not post something like this, but Completely Sane Man has texted me 12 times (without me replying) and will not stop Facebook Messaging me. Here are all of the messages I have received since being reunited with my favorite flora baby.
TEXTS:
Where'd you go?
Welp, you disappeared. ): pretty girl?
I just watched some of your videos... Omg, you're beautiful beyond belief. I want to take you out... I want you.
Well, goodnight Nataly. I'll be up a while. Wish you didn't disappear and I hope I get to meet you soon.
Hello? Nataly?
I hate looking crazy, but I'm really interested in you and you keep pulling a disappearing act?
Gorgeous girl...
Seriously, why are you ignoring me, Nataly? If you want me to leave you alone I will.
Dang it beautiful with the body that won't stop.
Nataly? I like you and you're ignoring me. I really want to date you.
?
Babe?):
I'm not going to give up!
FACEBOOK MESSAGES:
COMPLETELY SANE GUY: Spend a weekend together or something.
I guess that sounds confusing. I find you attractive and caring. You live far, so I think a weekend together would be fun. But, your profile said you wear a promise ring, so I understand if you're wery on us staying together.
Or a purity ring.COMPLETELY SANE GUY: But, that's just my thought.
ME: okee dokee!!
COMPLETELY SANE GUY: You keep getting on and offline. )): What are your thoughts on that idea?
COMPLETELY SANE GUY: Quit disappearing!! ):
COMPLETELY SANE GUY: Gah...
COMPLETELY SANE GUY: Babe? Are you really ignoring me like this? Facebook does now say if you've read these messages or not... I liked you. I wouldn't mind dating you at all.
Am I going to tell this guy to piss off? Hell no, I need more shit to blog about.
Comments (2122)
That happened to me once. I got tired of it so I just married him.
I was too fat to join the army.
Whoa Block him stat....
Anyone can see the problem in a second: there's too much sex, real or imagined, going on.
Octopus is a delicacy of my native land.
He sounds perfect!
I'd block him or tell him off or both.
Lol! I will just ask him to piss off man. Can't handle guys like that.
He, umm. . . He's a bit anxious, isn't he?? I'm sure you'll have more material soon!!
lmao. I should have given you my ex's username on POF... before I deleted his account.
This could be him! :p
lol sounds like me when im hella drunk!..that guy is horny as hell LOL
HAHAHAAHAHA... oh geez...
Note to self, 12 texts will scare a girl off. Keep it at 11 and everything's good.
And you wonder why we all love you.
Completely sane, huh? Might be the sanest in the institution...
Be careful.
If that is "SANE" I must be certifiable. Kick his ass to the curb and block him.
WTF
LOL he is definitely a CLINGER! I was on that website once but the women SCARED ME AWAY! If I hit on a girl once and she doesn't respond I am off "like a pair of dirty underwear" and on to the next one. Before I got engaged that is. There are so many fish in the sea getting caught on one who doesn't respond is SERIOUSLY DESPERATE!
Hahaha. I had a guy message me like that. I first thought "I really need to block this idiot" but then I was getting a terrible enjoyment out of it. I know I shouldn't have let him continue trying to talk to me, but he was a VERY stupid and crazy guy. :-
Now THAT'S a fishytale!
I is a bit confused. You're engaged and you were on POF? Huh?
What the hell? My classmates and I all exchanged numbers once and one of the guys messaged me like that. It was extremely awkward having class with him lol. You should block this guy!
Say yes, set the meet at some hotel far away from you, tell him to book it, and don't show. Make sure to fax him a message an hour after he was to be there saying "quit being a creeper". Then block his number and his FB account.
anyway you can block this creeper? dam...you gotta get a google voice number girl-you can even have a number within your area code. that way when you give a number to a guy online, you have the option of blocking him if things get too far
.......................... WOW
... get RID of him. That is a disaster waiting in the wings and not worth the trouble.
My friend dated a guy from that site. Everybody would get really confused as to why I would ask her how "flipper" was doing.
It's kind of exactly my thoughts, I'm just slightly more normal so I don't message you about it...
I hate to say it but you gotta admit the 'if you want me to leave you alone I will' part was amusing in that he kept going after that.
just don't pop up on the CNN news. seriously.
but its quite hilarious
troololol; i love this one;
"Dang it beautiful with the body that won't stop."
Your respond on this must've been; aaaaallriiiiight O_o
Epic stalkers are epic
playing with fire....
you have to be careful because he seem determined and after you give him some sugar already (or so he thinks), he might try harder.
careful, missy, hope you're wearing a non-flammable clothings...
How cruel of you to most my most intimate messages to you on xanga! Oh, and yes, I really do wish I had a penis! NOW will you text me back, babe???
guys this desperate usually take their chance on any girl wait no every girl i say set him up to meet u but beat his ass with an aluminum bat =]
I don't understand why guys act like this. Then again you were on POF so what do you expect?
@GodlessLiberal - Oh, there is a great idea! Piss off a psycho. REALLLLY piss him off! That should end well!!! Maybe she should kill his dog and key his car too!
Nataly, why haven't you responded to this comment? Why not now? or now? or now? Where are you? I feel empty
@Kellsbella - LOL your FUNNY!
Shimmer you could tell him you have aids
or make him think you are crazy or a "gold digger". But it would be better to just keep posting his massages for our entertainment LMAO! 
@amateurprose - HILARIOUS!!!!
I think you need to rename 'completely sane man'
Sounds crazy to me.
This guy sounds like a real catch, don't let him get away!
it's gotta be that sexy face body combination you call yourself. just gotta say, you were asking fer it. if you didnt want stalkers, you.shoulda been born a chubby, male, non-dating site frequenter like me.
My friend's on pof (i'm not, i'm in a relationship haha) but she's had exactly the same experiences with a lot of guys on there.
Maybe you will become an ancoraimparosexual? Heh, best not give me your number.
Block him!
games are fun for awhile but keep one eye on the tone of his texts. you aren't being paranoid if you just completely cut this guy off now.
Seriously, why are you ignoring me, Nataly?
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If it was me I'd get as far away from him as possible. I would block him everywhere and make sure he has no way of contacting me. Stalkers majorly creep me out. *shudder*
The problem is while "he" thinks he's being "playfully persistent", he was unknowingly crossed over into stalkerville/creeptown, USA.
It's what happens with no social etiquette classes combined with a lack of common sense.
sounds like a charmer. why not give him a chance?
Start texting him stuff like, "You just want to sleep with me and hard objects kinda scare me." Or, "How do I know you're man enough to take me on." Or, "Do you want to date me or my beauty."
Be careful, he might commit suicide.
That is a pathetic case of stalking. He could do better.
hahaha omg, I love how he says "If you want me to stop I will..." CLEARLY you want him to stop, he just doesn't want to!
stick to the pears, nataly, humans are crazy!
=/
See if you can get him to send embarrassing pictures of himself
How can you possibly pass up someone who admits in writing that he, "...wouldn't mind dating you at all." That's the type of commitment one would normally only expect from a Labrador Retriever!
Now the serious part...you have notified the sheriff, haven't you?
CREEEEEEEEPPPYYYY. OMG. BAN HIM FROM EVERYTHING EVER. :/
POF is sketch. Also the 4 main women I have seen on there:
FattiesUggosHick chicksChicks who got knocked up
Not my kind of place.
@SlackerSociety - "fattiesuggohicks" describes that place perfectly.
good reason
How come I get no credit for stalking you? Show moi tem boobies! What's ur sign? Glad I brought mon card de library cuz I'm checking u out!!!11!!1!!
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