3 Things I learned on Election Day

 

 Election day was an eventful day for me. I learned a lot of things on election day.

 

1) That Mitt and I were never meant to be

 

2) Why I'm single.

thank you, dear cousin.

 

3) THAT QUANTUMSTORM HAS A FACE!??!?!

WHAT IS THIS MAGICKZ!?!?!

 

 

Congratz my liberal ladies, I made a pinterest board for you. I may be a Republican but I am a gracious loser. These next 4 years I will be adding new pins to my pinterest board, "I want to fuck Obama."

 

Conservative girls, no worries. We still have Paulie 2016! <3

 

 

 

No-Shave November Contest

I am hosting a beard contest, as suggested by @amateurprose.

Beard King: Grow out yo face hair this month (preferably take a BEFORE shot!) and then take a picture at the end of the month.

Hairy Princess: Grow out your armpit, leg, or mustache and take a picture.

Prize: At the end of the month you will get glorious posts on Xanga about you and be acknowledged as great hairy royalty. The true prize is the dominion you will have over your less hairy subjects. We will praise you!

IN SUPPORT OF YOU ALL I WILL BE GROWING OUT MY ARMPIT HAIR!!!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 Requests filled! More to go! I will get to all of them. Thank you for helping me get my True Badge.

 

@Marica0701 @Manic_Butterflies @QuantumStorm @Amateurprose

 

Sexy Saturday

 Note: I will be doing a lot of user tagging from requests. Don't feel obligated to comment or rec. I'm not trying to annoy the fuck out of you, I'm just making sure you know when you're mentioned.

 

For sexy Saturday I'll be featuring hot Xangans I want to go lesbo for and tits.

So last night I drank scotch and drunk dialed @Lithium98 all in an attempt to become an honorary Mexican. I also tweeted tit pictures by request. Here's my twitter if you want to follow me. It was fun but I think all this Vicodin, Xanax, and scotch is going to kill my liver. Oh well, I'll medicate myself with pie.

 

 

 

Damn, I love Xanga bitches. They are always the perfect mix of smart, hot, and lesbionic. Every sexy Saturday I am going to feature 3 Xanga chicks I want to have lesbo fun with.

 

1. Jmelove-x

Bad ass, talented, fun, and sweet. She is the type of girl that will whip you for being insolent but will give you cookies after you eat her out. She hoops and it is fucking awesome. Check out her site and videos of her hooping.

yes, ma'am.

This is our wedding picture. @jmelove-x

 

2. Bianca

Unfortunately for us lesbos, she is straight. That doesn't stop my girl crush though!!  I love Bianca. She is beau-ty-ful and as sweet as they come. If you aren't friends with her, you are missing out.

 

@lovelybish

 

 3. TrunthePaige

She's Xanga's token conservative. Yeah I know she's married, I know she's straight, but that doesn't mean I can't fantasize about us starting a new life in Bermuda with her cute baby. Liberals may argue with Paige's worldview but they can't argue she is one hot MILF.

@trunthepaige

 

3 Requests fulfilled! The rest to come.

@thetheologianscafe @slackersociety @jmelove_x

 

 

 

Also in Xanga News @Myxldove is making Xanga Cards. Head on over to his site to get yours. They are supes cool! Here is mine:

I've been on this account for 3 years. I'm not really a big blogger, but I do like reading others blogs/commenting. Since I don't tend to write a lot of blog posts, my post count is not high enough for a True badge. I am having deep feelings of inadequacy after @Lithium98 pointed out I did not have a true badge.

I'm not really sure what I should blog about but I need to up my count.

Here, you can choose.

 

Lesbians

 

Boobies

 

Relationship Advice

 

Makeup/Skincare/Hygiene

 

Politics

 

Religion

 

Photography with my new camera

 

 

Other:

I will fulfill any and all requests ;D

 

NOW GO.