April 22, 2011

  • Day 1

    So it's recently come to my attention that cigar smoking isn't getting the proper respect it deserves on xanga. I think that everybody should try smoking cigars! Monica Lewinsky liked it! And she became president! Nearly. Or something to do with a coming president, anyway.

    Now where was I. Oh yes, cigars. See, as far as xanga is concerned, if you haven't chewed on a fat black stogie, you haven't really lived. And that's a fact.

     

    Some people shove stuff up their vaginas. Like these little perfume bottles. Wondering how burny it would be if I just shoved a handful up there. I would smell so fresh. Everyone would travel far away to sniff my crotch. Then I would pee and it would be like Christmas and kinda the two girls one cup thing, cept I wouldn't be getting paid. If I got paid for all the things I've done with hobos over the past 10 yrs I would be a millionaire and techinically devirginized but I never added homeless people into my count.

     

    Hey I got a new pet bunny with a bell. It is made of chocolate. I'm an easy slut, don't see why anyone would ever get me chocolate but oh well. RING RING

     

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