May 11, 2010
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BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
NOT AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
I AM SHAKIRA’S SELF PROCLAIMED BIGGEST FAN WHO WANTS TO BEAR ALL OF HER LESBIAN CHILDREN
And guess what?
For my birthday my amazing parents bought me tickets very close to the stage to a Shakira concert in Chicago!!!!!!!!!!!
FLOOR SEATS BITCHES!!!!
I LOVE SHAKIRA!!!!!!!!!!
I’M GONNA WEAR MY SHAKIRA BRACELET TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Comments (99)
My hips don’t lie
Oh noes, not the Shakira bracelet…=)
Don’t sit too close to the stage, or you’ll get soaked when she breaches!
Woooot! Have fun!
That is awesome!
I <3 shakira. Have since her pies descalzos single All her spanish language ones especially– plus she is colombiana so she rocls in
my opinion. have a ton o fun in chi town. Im very jealous =)
Those are some good seats right there.
Have fun!
Awesome!!! I love the little diagram.
Have fun!
Have fun, and HBD!
It amuses me that your ass has 2142 views
that diagram looks like it should be wearing a diaphragm.
Oh snap. Enjoy it!
I hope you have fun TOOOOOOOOOOOOo
;P
Hahaha um, if I said I’d never heard of her, would you kill me?
it could be better…wit the black man…
There’s a Shakira bracelet? Ha! Now it’s like you’ve got a piece of her wrapped round your wrist (if it bears her portrait or something
). Have fun 
Happy Birthday!!
There is no doubt that that woman can put people in trances with her hips and ass
Those are awesome seats! And happy birthday!
She’s so fucking smoking. Yeah I’d smoke that.
Wooo! That’s awesome, oh Happy Birthday
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
have funnn!happy birthday!!
Hope you have a great time, when you show up there.
Why is your life so awesome? I fucking love Shakira. Tell me if she does Ciega Sordomuda :]
i would do terrible…terrible things to that booty. =P
@PrettyKitten@datingish -
@true_dry_ice -
<<<<<< wishes he was your best friend so he could go with you….
i fucking love shakira, make sure you take alot of pics and report back on how crazy it was….
Yes! Shakira Shakira!
Dear Shimmer,
Thank you for your recent visits and comments on my blog. I see you commented on my latest “performance video”. I didn’t expect a lot of folks to comment on that one. Thanks again.
Have fun. Looks like you’re right down there by the stage runway. Always fantastic when you can see your favorite musical artists in concert. I really need to blog about the concerts I attended back in the 70s and 80 sometime.
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
That’s hot.
Make sure you don’t jump her.
TAKE PICS!!
Hooray! Congrats!
Nice pic of Shakira’s ass!
That’s close enough to smell her ass. wow.
lucky!!!!
damn her She Wolf video…… too hot for youtube!!! damn, she’s flexible..
woottt. exciting. happy early birthday? =)
How long are you planning to wait in line? I say you should go in the morning and wait all day so you can get to the very front. BTW Shakira is HOT!
LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!
I loveee Shakira!!! >.<
You have to tell xanga how it went
uh huhhh!
damn, that’s good seating
looks like it’s gonna be a fun, fun time
Very cool and I hope you have a fantastic time at her concert.
whoa!
That is awesome. I think she is coming to Houston too.
You’ve got good, good parents to give you such amazing gift.
Anyway, belated happy birthday to you!
Yay, that’s awesome! The first time I ever saw her was on a video on a plane after having been in India for 6 months. Seeing her was like this amazing “welcome back to the real world.” I was enthralled by her! Have a great time!
you should dress like her and post the concert pics. DO IT. nao. later.
AWESOME! Congrats! If you get a chance, lick her for me
Whenever, wherever, we’re meant to be together.
…are those lyrics even right? I feel like I’m skipping a line. o.o
What a sweet gift!!! Have fun at the concert!!! <3
nice
With an ass like hers, I’d have her babies too. Hope you have a good time!
how amazing! I’m so happy for you
Those would be some hot lesbian children…
Have fun.
@the_rocking_of_socks - Exactly what I was thinking.
She’s so hot.
awesome!
Wow, have fun shimmer! Looks like you have some GREAT seats! I’m going to look for pics of your pitbulls now
Shucks, no pitbull pics?
Lol… she’s perty but I’m not personally a fan. Have fun!
Cool! Enjoy!
Holy shit!
Thats fantastic!
did you purposely draw a penis around the stage?
funny story….. shakira was on Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place, LOL and she wont go away! SNL, Americas Got Talent, Dancing with the Stars!!!! Shewolf needs to calm down lol….
also why do you have a picture of a penis smiling on your blog? to werid people out?
*yawns*
shakira has a nice body..i like her body more than her >.<
NICE! Woot woot! Happy Belated Birthday!
POST MORE!
Shakira is awesome… allstate arena is neat…have fun she was on Wizards of waverly place dancing with he stars and americas got talent…..
Her hips certainly don’t lie.
Danggg.
Your parents hella hooked you up.
built yourself a bigger fan base since i left =]
Too fun!!
yo.
@CrimsonxIllusion - What’s up my homeskillet
@ShimmerBodyCream - XD you remembered me this time.
@CrimsonxIllusion - I always remember you!!!… and all your billions of usernames! aphoticiillusion crimsonballad and stuff lol =P
@ShimmerBodyCream - and friskyxkitsune. and plasmahero.
Yeah. Yeah shes smokin
woohoo!!! have fun!!!!
truefax.
Happy Birthday, so happy you got tickets to see your favorite singer.
Yo.
wow! she can shake her booooty. what’s the shakira bracelet?
Shakira is cool:)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Wait. Who’s Shakira?
Awesome! You’re so lucky. I wish I was going to the concert!! Have fun lovely!
Thats completely awesome of your parents. I went to a Taylor Swift concert recently, and was on one of the upper tiers; the floor seating looked amazing. Have fun!
I would tear her apart like a fine piece of prime rib. Oh, and the song you have posted up? You’ll adore this http://razielv.xanga.com/728218006/your-name-aint-ender/
RYC: Que? Is this an agreement? ;D
You have very good parents!
Dude, I’m surprised Xanga hasn’t done anything to you lately. I guess they realized you turned the tables on them and got them at their own game. xD Lol, I’m kinda not happy with xanga. Popular bloggers are people. Unpopular bloggers are little people. And role players don’t even exist.. so yeah. THROW US A BONE XANGA. >> ff. They should, role players are the building blocks of Xanga. Srsly. We were the first to flood this place, yo.
She’s so damn sexy. Have fun!!
@ironsheek22 - LMAO
@Paul_Partisan - Indeed.
RYC: Thank you kindly
I live in Chicago !!!! Wooooh, lucky woman. Enjoy !
Did you go to the concert yet? Huh????
hipz dont lie
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I read in the newspaper the other day that Shakira was actually a robot with goat DNA! What do you think of that!
To my way of thinking the whole lot you utter seems cool
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