December 6, 2010
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My ghetto catfight
From the ghetto lady:
"1 u dnt know me. 2im not ghetto or a slut. 2 u hv an ass beating coming when u step in2 davenport."
"Iwill find out where u live n when i do. u bttr hope i dnt end up beating u in2 the icu. grow"
"its ok i got ur address 4rm kevin. so i will c u soon n we will c how ghetto i am n how gud u know how 2 fight. asians hv small dicks nyways"
"u can hv the tootsie roll. lawl. cnt wait 2 meet ya. gud old white girls. so easy 2 smash in2 the ground"
NUH UH HONEY YOU AINT STEALIN MY MAN YOU BIG GHETTO SLUT WHORE
*CUE THE MUSIC*
JERRY JERRY JERRY !!!
Comments (1958)
People get so pissed when you call them trashy ghetto sluts, srsly.
so easy to smash into the ground.
I'm sure!!! It wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that you're 300lbs or anything.
!!!!!!!
Well you can run and tell that homegirl!
did this ghetto lady go to school? it's 1, 2, 3 NOT 1, 2, 2... :/
FAIL!
lmao
Every ghetto catfight should be set to thrash/screamo bands playing in the background.
I like how white collar church boys were fighting at 1:20! LOL! It's always fun to see Eminem looking guys fight over some stupid crap too!
What cracks me up the most is when there's a guy who confesses to his wife/girlfriend about who's he's been having an affair with like this:
"baby, I'm sorry, but I slept with your best friend, your cousin, your sister...and your mom...and got the first three pregnant...but I love you! *gets down on one knee and proposes* Will you marry me?"
and sometimes, just sometimes...the lady says "yes"! *SMH, Facepalm, headesk*
@ShimmerBodyCream - Agreed. I called one of my harassers ghetto trash, and she went all ghetto on me, proving my point exactly.
@ShimmerBodyCream - You think they'd be used to it already.
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY!!
I used to call it the JErry Springer Wrestling league... b/c that's what it mainly seemed like to me, some type of amateur wrestling league back in the day ,lol
biddy, learn to spell if you're gonna try and sound intimidating. it's like they don't understand how words work.
Oh LOL. This boy had better be worth it :-p lift some weights, you skinny thing you, work on your MMA skills!
LOL that women cant write and writes like an 8 year old. She must of not gone to school....
@ohletitbe - LOL!!
ghetto fights...they're awesome...until a gun gets pulled.
please cut you hair short and get bright pink high lights, a pair of apple bottoms, a gold tooth, and don't shave your pits before the fight so its fair
lmaomaomao XD
whats funny is some people are so stupid that they dont realise all you need in a name and a basic location to find out everything about them. not only for internet but real life shit too
LMAO! I like that she said "1....2....2!" That really is a ghetto catfight there. This is soooo funny! XD
i love the segment titles....diaper bob.....wedding disasters &a doo rag........ i think for giggles they should secure the chairs to the floor
This is amusing. Thank you!
LOL wtf did you do to make her mad hahahaha
It reminds me of a recent south park episode. MUFF GABBAGE!
I want to beat the shit out of her just for the way she spelled. The worst? "4rm" In my head that's "for-rm" as in "form" not "from". ACK!
Xanga is getting pretty stupid. I mean you've seen one post you've seen them all. It's people just blog for the sake of it. I only write something if I know it's worth saying.
There's an awful lotta trash in this world, Shimmer. Maybe we should have our own version of Jerry Springer. *Cue Chinese baby we adopted*
hahaha i'd love to see you beat someone's ass. XD
LOL!
Ghetto talk hurts
She's ghetto for real.
Btw. I love you for the Jerry Compilation. That one about the guy talking about the Holocaust was like WTF! I've never seen anyone wanting to fight Jerry. Nor have I seen him get all up in someones face like that.
Thank you
That was painful to read.
lol wtf?
@AphoticxIllusion - i commend you. but most people post what they think is worth saying - i.e the pointlessness of twitter.
@AphoticxIllusion - You have aweeeeesome posts. I actually feel sorry for people who read my posts, I know I have to suck some IQ points out of them.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I'm getting pissed off actually, my stuff usually gets featured, but all the stuff about boob jobs or i dont wanna fuck my bf as much as he wants to fuck me is clogging everything up so I doubt it'll get featured. I actually love your posts, they're a great pick-me-up.
wait... you were saying this to a dude?
i forgot how awesome jerry springer was.
with episode names like "pies & fat people" and "i'm pregnant by a giant transsexual", i know my family will watch these timeless classics again and again for years to come.
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