December 2, 2009

  • Sex: Why you shouldn’t wait

    People keep posting about premarital sex. Their posts are weak. Here are the real reasons you should get laid before you are married.

     

     

    1. You have a 50% chance of contracting an STD in your life time

    Sure, you can have sex with a condom. But guess what? It doesn’t prevent STDs all of the time. It can definitely be ineffective in preventing HPV. This is why you’re lucky.

     

    There are emo kids who claim they are “cutters” and have “depression.” It’s the cool thing to have a disease. But these emo kids have FAKE diseases.

     

    If you get a REAL disease from sex (which is statistically more likely than not) you will be MUCH cooler. You will have a real disease to bitch and whine about. Cool points = 1,000,000,999 x infinity.

     

    This risk increases with more partners. The more you bang, the BETTER. 

     

    1. Sex before marriage makes you more likely to divorce.

         Studies show people who have sex before marriage are 50-70% more likely to get divorced.

     

        This is also a bonus because you can be cool like the people on TV. Your child can have a regular 

          mom and dad… plus step parents!!! What kid wouldn’t want to live in two different houses? Score!!

     

     

    1. More than half of girls who aren’t virgins regret losing their virginity

     

    To have regrets in the back of your mind is a very positive thing. You can call upon latent regrets to reactivate themselves in a time of need. HONEY I need diamonds!!! I need an abortion!! No? *CRY*


    The weather is too bad to go to belly dance class tonight. I ate chocolate today.

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