September 4, 2012

  • [photoblog] Debonerfest

    Hai, I am taking up the debonerfest challenge and I'm going to try to make your weenies limp and ginies dry. I take a lot of pics makeupless anyway, I don't really pay much attention because I guess I don't think makeup is a requirement for photos. So I will include them but I'll also try to get in some really boner killing ugly ones.

    BTW Ladies: A lot of these girls on Xanga who think they look worse look even hotter without their makeup. No shame in being barefaced to those sexy Xanga bitches out there. You shouldn't feel you need makeup to look pretty because you already are. Now let's girl hug and squish our boobies together.

    Okay, so here is me without makeup. Bleh, kinda boring.

     

    Without Makeup



    Weird pic because I was checking my overbite progress.

     

    meeeeeeh

     

    Okay, so let's make things more interesting and speed up the automobile to debonerville. Let's do makeupless with a nosebleed.

     

    The No Makeup Nosebleed

     

    That was my first nosebleed ever. Me losing my nose virginity. That may be arousing to some people with nose fetishes since I popped my nose cherry so I will move on to facial masques.

     

    Facial Masks




     

    Okay, I think these were a lot better, but I have my secret trump card. I have horrible allergies and genetically ugly eyes. My Dad had to have plastic surgery on his eyes just so he could see! (I inherited his eyes, I look a lot like him.) I genetically have terrible eye bags exasperated by my horrible allergies, paleness, and nights of drinking.

     

    Eyebags

     

    after a night of drinking and sleeping in makeup

     

     



     

    Okay, are you debonered yet? @Cakalusa and some others were kind of surprised how ugly I used to be (he thought I was trolling LOL), so here I go. If you aren't debonered by now these are pictures of me 6 years ago when I turned 18.

    Older Pictures of Me

     

    Why yes, I would be the one with the armpit hair.


     

    If you aren't fully limp by now I think I have the "finishing" touches for you. My miscellaneous gross ass pictures.

     

    Miscellaneous

    SEE MY TOE HAIR?!?!

    Yes this really IS my toe.

    This is when I was chopping off my ear mole

     

     

     

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    #debonerfest2012

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