November 14, 2009
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phuck-diz-shiz's new girlfriend
Not yet, but after this amazing application how could I NOT be.
Sure go ahead, try to compete against me for her love.
http://phuck-diz-shiz.xanga.com/716466499/single-again-bf-application/
Name: Nataly but some people like to call me SEX GODDESS
Age: 21 and ready for looove.
Birthday: August 21st the day I was born to love you foreeever
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 5'9"
Weight: All in the ass and tits!
Body Type: Sexy-fabulous
Your Best Physical Feature: my hands to make money with
Your Hobbies: Belly dancing, working out, spending lots of money on you.
Do You Smoke/Drink? No. I'm just drunk from your looove
Favorite Music: Shakira
Are you a virgin? yes - but i'm a fast learner, o bby
What do you look for in a girl? SEXINESS... like PHUCK-DIZ-SHIZ
Would you rather be rich and miserable or poor and happy? Rich and miserable so I could buy you Prada.
Why do you want to be my Boyfriend? Because we would make amazing half asian cream babies.
What do you think I would like best about your personality? My amazing comment leaving abilities.
Are you spontaneous or do you like to plan stuff? I like to plan on our life together and all of our adopted children and all of the diamonds I will buy you.
Where do you see yourself 10 years from now? Freshly moved out of my parents basement
If I wanted to chill with my girls would you understand or complain? I would join - NAKED PILLOW FIGHT ANYONE?
If I looked at another guy would you make it an issue or just brush it off? I would punch him in the face and then get into a naked pillow fight.
If I chilled with friend that is a guy would you get suspicious of me cheating? No. Once you go Nat, you never go back!
Would you be suspicious of me cheating if I hang out with your guy friends? No. Mostly because they are ugly. I'm sure one prolly has herpes too.
If I wasn't in a good mood what would you do to make me feel better? Bust out my crotchless underwear and skis.
Do you give massages? Yes. GOod ones.
What is the sweetest thing you’ve done for a girl/ girlfriend? I haven't had a lot of girlfriends. but I'm sure it would be something like buying them diamonds or a yacht.
What types of food can you cook? ALL TYPES. THE KINDS TO SATISFY YOU. STUFF THATS GREEN
If my friends and I were all chillin, would you join in or just sit there and look bored? join in
If I ever told you that the relationship isn't working out, would you try to understand or turn into an obsessive psychotic bastard on me? I would be obsessive and psychotic. I would cry and stalk you and throw chanel bags and rubies out of hatred.
What is your favorite feature about me? your Xanga.
Why should I pick you of all people to be my boyfriend? BECAUSE I HAVE THE BEST BOOBIES - Look at my pic!
What would you expect from me as your girlfriend? Late night walks on the beach and some rec's when we are in love forever.
Comments (83)
Damn she is really....-sighs-
@Gerald_Washington - you better put out a good app if you want to win her love!
You mean posting pics of my penis won't work?
-sigh-
why does this have to be so difficult? j/k
@Gerald_Washington - App Advice: Put that pic under the question, "Why should I pick you of all people to be my boyfriend?" or "Your Best Physical Feature:"
YOUR BODY TYPE IS SOMETHING I MUST EXPIRIENCE
@authentic_black_dragon - I guess you'd have to ask her to draft a threesome application.
this is hot
haha- a white girl saying all her weight is in her ass and tits is beyond funny, mostly because I have had bad experiences and the ass isn't actually big, well compared to a mexican and black woman.
@Destined_to_Game - yeah, way to ruin my chances.
@ShimmerBodyCream - LOL, sorry, but a man has to state what he knows. lol
That's nothing.
@Dare2BDiferentt - why don't you stop being a slut and make a post
Damn. You're right. How could that application NOT go through?
Why do all the perfect girls I'm in love with turn out to be lesbians?
@DearRicky - I'm bi. You can join the sexy party.
@ShimmerBodyCream - But I don't want a sexy party. I just want you. <3
@DearRicky - If my application gets rejected I will need to apply elsewhere.
Unless I'm kept on file...
@ShimmerBodyCream - I steal files away.
well, i don't see how she can possibly reject this application. naked pillow fighting, diamonds, punching boys in the face... WIN.
pics or i don't bereefs.
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Dude. You're 5'9"? HELLA JEALOUS.
OH GAWD, XANGA has apps now?
haha. That would be awesome.
How is your day?
@cathyyy_lust - Good. I have an 8 page paper and 4 assignments. How about you? lol
@tenshii_rage - love isn't free
@TheBigShowAtUD - That is what I totally think too. This is kind of the best application for a position evAr!
lol That's cute. But seriously you guy's probably would get along good and the fact that you have never experienced a chick would make it Lot's of fun. Oriental tang is very very tasty! Too bad she probably lives 15 states away from you. Good stuff!
I met a few people from online. OMG one chick posted up her prom pick then when we met I told her "we have to go straight to the liquor store IMMEDIATELY"! It was seriously scary. It was so scary I couldn't even get a hard on after she started blowing me so I fucked her with my hand. Even then it was a total charity fuck. lmao! Great post I will rec!
@ChevalierSeingal@datingish - CHARITY FUCK! ROFL
The punching guys thing was hot. Super hot.
Lol, this is awesome, how could you be rejected with an awesome app like this? :p
I love you from the start when i first laid eyes on your boobs LOL <3
ryc: clearly, she was jealous that i was acing health. contentious tenth grade girls, i tell you what. i'm sure you were nothing like that. wow, thanks a lot of attending another high school just to spite me. i'm on to you.
:] thanks.
@CaKaLusa - i agree. let's see some evidence.
Lmao wow that is quite funny
wow! you have the most ineteresting answers ever! 8D
All those promises in the dark and now this? Here I believed your story of having to go to the fish mongers. I now see that you had other fish to fry.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKwwcCpa2Ag
@Kellsbella - IM SORRY BABY I CAN CHANGE!
@ShimmerBodyCream - I'll settle for a threesome.
amazing. one girl gets the same amount of views as the two guys put together who started this.
must be nice being a girl.
I'll have your babies.
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