May 20, 2012
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ARE THEY FUCKING STRAIGHT YET
Sorry, I got bored... and tired.
FUCK YOU BRAAAAAACES.
They should be off next month. Actually they were supposed to be off like a year ago but I never wear them.
My belly dance top. I should wear it some day. OR JUST KEEP IT IN MY CLOSET I DON'T KNOW.
I NEED SLEEP
OH YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARSTEN, WOOT!! @ctaretz
Comments (62)
You're wearing braces? Not so visible here.
@jasonwl - Invisaligns! =D *high five*
Perhaps a picture where we could actually see the top would be helpful, instead of blurry blacked out shapes ;D But I think you should wear it! Ya look great!
Why are you so pretty?
@VoxTheFox - http://shimmerbodycream.xanga.com/photos/84398282110316/ uploaded that one for you, hope you can see it better. The lighting in my room is bad, I have a dimmer.
@Ellelarien - I get butterflies everytime you comment, let's get married!
Aw! Let's! Because I totally get butterflies whenever you comment, too! Definitely made for each other
@ShimmerBodyCream - I commented on the Pic, but just to cover all the bases, *wink*, You look amazing, Wear the Top. Boobs. That is all. XP
invisible braces right ? how much does those cost ?
@phuck_diz_shiz - Around 2,500 (for super quick cases) to 5,000 (for most cases). My dental insurance paid half. I think mine was around 4,500??? (before insurance paid)
@ShimmerBodyCream - I never wear mine... I have literally had them for like 5 years.
How do you deal with the pain?
@LKJSlain - Of the invisaligns? Well the very first tray is the most painful but after that they shouldn't be. Did you have a dentist or ortho do yours? Maybe they didn't file your teeth down enough?
@ShimmerBodyCream - I didn't have my teeth filed at all O_o...
The reality is that they seemed to get worse the more that I wore them. I still have the glue on my dang teeth. I'm going in in a few weeks (after certain craziness is over) but, yeah, I have jaw issues, and they seemed to start conflicting with the jaw issues. The dentist was all like, "Go to these guys for help..." >_> Problem is THOSE guys are like fifty minutes PLUS away and I have no transportation.
@ShimmerBodyCream - whoa my BF told me they were expensive...didnt know it was that expensive.
He wears retainers atm -- and I cant stand them (it smells funky) I like to tease him and call them dentures
& told him to get the invisible braces & he told me they were expensive
I'm like: school covers your dental insurance & you're under your family's --it cant be that expensive ?
@LKJSlain - wowwww, sounds like yo dentist fucked up. My ortho told me my jaw problems would improve. (TMJ) I'm assuming if they hurt so much you probably had some crowding issues that required filing?? I know most people get them filed, and I had my front teeth filed.
You're hot, Your so hot you don't need make up, and when you do wear make up all the bitties get jealous cuz you're so hot you don't even look like you're from earth. "Wait, she's too hot to be from earth. She must be one of those Venus ladies.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I also have a big crack running down one of my front teeth (on the bottom) that makes me very weary to wear them.
I don't know anything about the filing. Quite frankly we have not been happy with this guy from the get go
I think we need to see you topless. You know, for context.
You are absolutely gorgeous & I vote wear the top! I should also be getting some sleep but just because I should doesn't necessarily mean I will.
@GodlessLiberal - I got this comment
by looking at @The_Unwritten_Stories - comment.
WOO HOO INSOMNIA FOR ALL
You look as incredible as ever. I totally thought by the title that this post was about therapy to convert gays into being straight!!!
Something happens to my innards when a woman opens her mouth and shows me.
Don't forget to celebrate then, gorgeous. =)
Let's bone.
...well, I now feel inadequate knowing that beautiful people like you live in this world.
* boner *
xo'
When you said are the fucking straight yet for a minute there I thought you were talking about T.A.T.U. but then I came over here and realized you were talking about your teeth. Pay some attention to them when you are young, I'm older than you and I go to a periodontist at least twice a year now and he scrapes and scrapes and scrapes because I have gingivitis and he wants to get the plaque out of there to keep it from getting much worse. I knock on wood that I have not had to undergo root canal. Also, there is another lawyer in my office whom I couldn't help but notice, has BAD BREATH. He's a real nerd to begin with, and when his head oscillates the wrong way when he's droning on and on something hits the tuning fork in my nostril and it ABSOLUTELY smells like some rotting tunafish got stuck somewhere in his throat, one day, he had to leave work early, dental emergency, his face got all lumpy & puffy.
I keep dental floss on my desk at work and when I don't skip lunch and actually go eat something late in the day I immediately floss as soon as I return to my office. Yep, take care of those teeth, not just how they look but how they smell. Your teeth do look nice and white, you must brush them often.
When I was in 7th and 8th grade I had fangs, got teased very mercilessly. By 9th grade I had some wisdom teeth extractions and started wearing braces and a lobster at night or maybe a whole retainer gadget with rubber bands that made me look like a handicapped person. I also remember the summer before 10th grade there was a stoner girl named Claudia in summer camp who had scoliosis in her neck and had to wear a neck brace most of the time and I think I remembered seeing her when she was younger, before I went to camp with that family we were staying at a motel near Boston because my father had a law school reunion and there were two little girls with their parents at the same motel and one of them had this clunky neck brace and I was scared of handicapped people and then years later she showed up at the summer camp and she indeed, did have a half sister who looked like her so it was the same little girl from the motel in Massachusetts only by this time she had tits as well as a neck brace. And she was a stoner, and she was cooler than me (you couldn't really "stone" at this camp or you'd get sent home but she represented herself as one of the stoners. It was primarily a music camp but she was an art major.)
Ay girl. Nice fair, hair, eyebrows, and teeth!
My braces should be off in December or January.
I was a candidate for invisalign, but my Orthodontist was all "you're getting braces for cosmetic purposes, I strongly suggest wires because they're more precise" and he's all President of the American Orthodontists or w.e. the fuck so I took his word for it and just don't smile with my teeth 90% of the time
OMG you're gorgeous.
You look beautiful.
Nice teeth
Nice! You have pretty teeth. I didn't know you could wear rubber bands with Invisalign!
I had braces a few years ago. Ya know, the ugly metal ones. I chose them cuz they were cheaper and faster, I had mine on for less than 18 months.
Good luck hope they come off soon.
I've always wanted to take belly dancing lessons! I need to get on that. But nice color on you.
@TheCellOfDougMoe - Thanks for the advice. You're right, with the invisalign I have to brush them 5-6 times a day, maybe even more depending on how much I take them out. Fangs are cool, you shouldn't haven't gotten teased for that. I think boobs would compliment a neck brace nicely!
@babyxxxo - I think the wires are adorable though =o But I do agree with him. Those who have the wires have those "perfect" smiles. Seems with invisalign they are straight but not that "perfect" smile.
@TiredSoVeryTired - YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM! >=D
and blog about it!
I think wires are the better choice in the long run, they are faster and give better results and you never have to take them off, did you like your results?
Thanks!! Yes, they can do rubberbands now! I've been sorta skipping appts so I can keep my rubber bands on because my overbite it phenomenally bad.
@amateurprose - thanks, nice lip.
Jk feel better. 
Congrats on the upcoming removal! I wanted Invisalign but I was getting married in two months so I got my teeth bonded. It was only $1,000 and the dentist did a kick ass job! I went to another doctor who had no clue I had my teeth bonded until he looked at the x-ray of my teeth. . . AGAIN!!! In the future I will get the invisalign. Your teeth look amazing!!! Also, that belly dancing top looks great! If you wanna get some mistress action in, I am game. Like a little milk in my coffee. LOL!
@TheTheologiansCafe -
thanks, I thought you'd like the booby one 
@ShimmerBodyCream - My city use to give belly dancing classes, but they don't anymore. I've gotta find a place. I have a friend who does them and loves it! She makes money performing even.
Yeah, I love the results! My teeth weren't bad, but I had two out of place and it was causing gum issues. So, now all is healthy and straight in my mouth. The braces were a pain but I needed something I couldn't make a choice to take off all the time. lol
As far as straight concerns I draw the limit at teeth, for everything else I don't care much for straightness...
@ctaretz - Agreed.
Why the fuck do you need invisalign? Your teeth look perfect to me. Also you're gorgeous and you have perfect eyebrows.
yay for getting your braces off! just definitely wear your retainers. I didn't and my teeth got all crooked again : only on the bottom, and its not too noticeable, but your teeth are so straight and pretty now I just had to warn you haha
ps. you're gorgeous!!
You are attractive. I am teaching a moral lesson at the moment. Some of the stuff makes me fall over. I am showing thatnobody is right all of the time.. do you think theyll get the message? Yeah, screw braces.
There ARE teeth in there.
Man, If I was buying a horse and you were a horse, I'd buy you! Wait. That didn't come out quite right. What I meant is that When buying a horse you have to check out its teeth and your teeth are perfect so if you were a horse you'd be perfect. No wait. That still didn't come out quite right. Um, If I were to look a gift horse in the mouth then I couldn't judge it by its colors? No. Hang on wait wait wait... I'll get it... I uh... your teeth are sexy and I would so love to have them nibbling on my body... No that's not it either... No wait... That is it!!!
i cry when i think about how much invisalign is. hahah. it's either a boob job or invisalign. momma can't have both!! my teeth aren't horrible though...just need some reshaping. boobs win.
I hear you! Braces are a pain.
A strictly soup diet is no ones friend!
Hang in there shimmer, your teeth are already looking great
Signed
Silent
Braces? wow!! Nice top there. You ACTUALLY have the figure for it,..not like some clucks who overflow into their tops!!
they look pretty darn straight to me. I do see elastics in there though
I don't miss braces at all. But I had the normal metal-mouth braces, and I had them back in middle school. I'm supposed to wear my retainer every night but I forget and only wear it once a month lol.
How to the Invisalign (?) braces work? I thought I read in a comment above that the teeth are filed down?
And you have great teeth and a great smile.
who hot? you hot!
niccee
Beautiful smile.
Why are you so damn beautiful?
What is the bride-price? I will give you three cows.
TEEEEEEF!
I'm pretty sure I have an insane crush growing for you. I'm sad that your penis got cut off though. Reconstructive surgery?
@Insanely_Imperfect - You can't love me without a penis?
@xdeelynnx - because when people spend a long time together their facial features are actually scientifically documented to match. That's why I kept you in my cage so I could steal yours.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Hehe I can try. I had just heard so many wondrous, magical things about it!
Wow! Perfect teeth! You should model for Colgate!
your teeth are lovely!
very funny and super cute!!!