March 13, 2012

  • Thanks for the compliment, asshole

    Every fucking time one of my old friends adds me back on Facebook they say OH, YOU'RE SO PRETTY NOW. Oh, you called me pretty.. thanks... but.. NOW? Was I that fucking fugly before. Well, yes, YES I WAS. But it's still rude!!!

    I bring this up because literally EVERY elementary/junior high friend who has added me and I have talked to give me that same backhanded compliment. ASSHOLES!

    I'm pretty now because what I've lost over 50lbs since the last time you saw me? I pluck my eyebrows? I wear makeup? FUCK OFF.

    I was actually talking to a guy last night and FINALLY someone did not mention my looks, we just talked normal. So I was all ZOMG DAD FINALLY SOMEONE DOESN'T MENTION WHAT A LITTLE BUTTERBALL I WAS...

     

    but lo and behold this morning the bastard did the same old same old LOL WOW U GREW UP TO B PRETTY

     

    After a visit with someone (granted this is after I cake my face and do my hair) LO AND BEHOLD.. OH LAWL UR PRETTY NAO. WHAT THE FUCK.

     

    I'm going to get really fucking fat again then squish each one of these motherfuckers between my ass cheeks!!

     

    I made an erotic video.

     

     

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