February 21, 2012

• *headdesk*

  boingboingboing

  

   

   

   

  My ex has called me bipolar, he sent me this message 3 days ago:

   

  I remembered a while ago, you always say I can't get nobody better than you....... I think your WRONG lol. I just got back from visiting this old girlfriend, she wants to be my woman, and she offered me threesoome with her roomate. I was shocked! and flattered!! they compliment how handsome I am. I told them I have math exam tonite so I have to take raincheck, and they said they be waiting all night so when ever I get done I can come over and party with them horny ass chicks lol I realized now what girls want, men who has money and can buy them food, and I got offered three some. I'm willing bet you never got offered threesome with two girlfriends roomates lol, btw she is a tax prep and she going college for accounting, working and schooling she is a good rolemodel for world, she represent strong woman skills you always feminst and think women are equal I now know you are right, women can just be as hard working as men. Btw this isn't the first offer of sex i've gotten I went to 2 different highschools and the hot girls didn't care for me then, now want my bone! lol funny thing is is risky for girls to have sex, they can get pregnant and dieases, men can get dieases but they don't have worry about prego, *funny sentence I had to remove for privacy* lol. I want teach you one important thing in life; as smart and pretty as you, there is 3 billions other smart pretty girls and 150k single girls live in quadcities, smart and pretty girls, and I am smart and handsome and did I mentioned I got $? lol nat bai

   

   

  Annnnnnnnnnnnnd I get this message today:

   

  V Anh Le: i got an hotel at boat in peoria, wanna see me for a nite b4 i go to minn?

   

   

   

   

   

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