August 16, 2011
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Fuck you, I'm totally fucking sane.
Whack ass people always be callin' me "CRAZY"
okay, so maybe I keyed a car once...
and threw a whole cup of scorching hot coffee in my exes interior of his new vehicle.
YES MAYBE, JUST MAYBE I took a picture of their expensive camera running under water and then sent them a picture of it...
I may have knocked their laptop off the table too...
and thrown their cell phone to break it.
I may have chased my friend around with a butcher knife, but it was all in fun.
I may pop a couple of pills now and then, but shit, not that much
I may have chased down my exes car a whole block when I was barefoot and drunk as fuck
I may have been really fucking wasted and started randomly hitting my elbows with a butcher knife (I assure you I'm no cutter, just mentally retarded... and bloody)
YEAH I LIKE TO GET NAKED ALL OF THE TIME. I've even worn a mustard bikini. (whipcream shortage)
WHATS SOME WEIRD ASS SHIT YOUVE DONE?
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@IniquitousxAffliction - I ALWAYS WANT YOU TO BE MY FIRST. Is that creepy? I hope it is.
I may have chased down my exes car a whole block when I was barefoot and drunk as fuck
Hasn't everybody done that at least once? Ripped my best jeans when I grabbed the car door and got dragged!
@Diva_Jyoti_3 - HAHAHAHA, but wow, SORRY ABOUT THE JEANS
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Keyed multiple cars of assholes. Lucky I didn't slash their tires.
Followed a car who cut me off on the highway for 10 minutes doing 100+mph until he made a quick exit and a hard left. And I was drunk.Lost track of how many glasses of Vodka/sprite mix after the 6th, threw up in the club, carried by bouncers and cousins down two floors, started punching the concrete floor then passed out.
@ShimmerBodyCream - depends on what position we are in.
@Erika_Steele - That is probably best if you ever do anything illegal...
@stupid_systemus - LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@IniquitousxAffliction - Position does make all of the difference. I learned that from those two girl one cup videos.
Um. One time I put both mustard and ketchup together on a ham sandwich.
OK WHO AM I KIDDING I DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Well, it got better. Me hanging onto the car handle caused him to look back and ram his car straight into a phone poll. So when the cops came I just stood back with the crowd and watched him getting a DUI.
@NikBv - That's fucking sick.
@ShimmerBodyCream - You enjoyed mustard on a bagel, though
@Diva_Jyoti_3 - LOLOLOL, wooooooow, that is karma for his bitch ass!
@NikBv - You enjoyed my pussy in your face.
@ShimmerBodyCream - It was AWESOME!
@ShimmerBodyCream - So did you.
@NikBv - When I was sober enough to remember.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Remembered the day after.
Wrote "Rob of the Sky" as a comment on Xanga.
I opened the door to the Pizza guy with a butcher knife. Ordered Chinese food to people's addresses. They actually had "one pound of Kung-Pao Chicken"
@NikBv - ow, mothafuckin no shit
@neon_kaleidoscope_eyes - LOLOLOL, poor pizza man. They deserve it though.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - I TOTALLY SAW THAT.
I told this hot girl on Facebook to eat me.
@HeLLo_Bianca - I bet she liked it. ;D
i've done a few. this is hilarious hah
One time, I said the "f" word.
@ShimmerBodyCream - lmao
some crazy things ive done have been......
going to mental hospitals then leaving
being force to go to mental hospitals
chasing someone for 10 minutes going 85 in a 30 because they passed me and i was PISSED
stolen things from peoples front lawns
possessed 20 + xangas **********weirdest on whole list
i used to steal jewelry from wherever i went
MIX WEED ALCOHOL ATIVAN AND SEROQUEL and get puking and naked and lose 7+ friends in one night! FUN
most importantly
as i child i threw my brussell (sp?) sprouts at the wall because i didnt want to eat them. BADASS
@hollowhopes - hahahahahaha that is some fucked up shit! I threw taco salad in my dads face once!
@bonmots - I know the darvies at least. EHEHEHE
@llamalima - FARt
You're naughty! =O
Wow.
I think my fiasco with Jim is some of the craziest shit I've ever done.
You's a wild chick!
Idk what's the weird thing I've done but I saw a male friend of mine put an active firecracker in a pocket of someone's jeans lol.
Nice! I remember destroying my ex wife's truck top with a sledge hammer in the middle of town one day. lol
weird ass shit? i never done any such thing...
set off a Pizza Hut's fire alarm because I fell into the fire alarm and set it off.
I like to break things. I like the noise it makes.
..I just leave in an angry huff at times.
..Or don't show up places I promised to go to, randomly. Out of certain anxiety.
But I've never really done anything..fun-crazy. More just eccentric and annoying and hurtful crazy.
Geez. Any suggestions for aspiring crazies?
ok... so inquiring minds want to know... who's "Their..."?
Whipped cream shortage...that made me laugh, I suppose you had a yellow stain bikini for a few days after the initial mustard bikini? that leaves a nice color on the shin,,add few sharpie polka dots and make an "itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini". I have done some bad things I think the worst was when I was about 5 or 6 yrs old I was mad at my sister and lined thumbtacks up where she would step on them then I screamed for help. She came running, I still feel awful about that, she had a lot stuck in her feet and they hurt!
i don't even know how to put into words what i've done
Maybe if you sent me a private message I would tell you.
once i threw a cup of lemon tea at a guy. his stupidass was just like "omg why are these lemons fallin out the sky nigga (don't worry he was black)" ummm i've done lots of crazy shit. i pooped rainbow once, no joke. i pop pills too but not all the time either
This page is fucking crazy. hahahaha
@Option_B - I see I did not convince you!
I took a dump in a paper bag and gave it to my aunt for Christmas,,, about 20 years ago.
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