August 22, 2010

  • Shit I did last night

    Alright, so last night was my birthday. (slackersociety turned 22 yesterday too, happy birthday to hiiiim) Anyway, in the very early morning (2-3amish) I felt like fucking shit. People have a way of wanting to torture my ass, saying dumb shit to me. all blah blah blah annoying me.

     

    And I'm all like FUCK well I feel like shit today. So what do I do? I start drinking Tussionex. Tussionex is a cough syrup with hydrocodone in it. Hydrocodone = vicodin. I think it has some sleep/allergy aid in it as well.

    So the Tussionex isn't fucking kicking in. I think I ended up at least having 3-4tsps, maybe more - in a relatively short period of time.

    So in the mean time I'm all FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

     

    And then FINALLY the stupid vicodin shit starts to kick in and my mood is WAAAAAAY better. I always know I take enough shit or drink enough once my legs are numb. (WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

     

    SOOOOOoooo I'm happy as hell. BUUUTTTTT TIred as fuck! The sleep was awesome, I slept like at least 10 hours. 

     

    So I get up to go drinking for my birthday and I'm fucking like fallin asleep the whole fuckin time. Stupid Tussionex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I had a beer sampler which was pretty good and beer and so yea, it was fun. MY CRAZY ASIAN EX ANH WAS THE DESIGNATED DRIVER.....

     

    AND WE'RE IN STEAK N SHAKE AND HE'S TALKING ABOUT BLOW UP DOLLS.

    WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

    I'm all.... WELL ANH, MAYBE IF YOU'D FUCKING SHOWER SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    lolololololololololol

     

    SOOoooo I get home, and I lay on the couch and he gets all on my couch and is pushing me around and I'm all fuuuuuccccck yyyyoooooooooou stop pushin me you ho. And he's all "YOU'RE JUST A WOMAN." AND IM ALLLL SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppp. 

     

    Then He stands with me with his face in my face and I'm all GO AWAAAAY O_O

     

    AND HE GOES AWAY.

     

    THE END.

     

     

     

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