August 27, 2010
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THETHEOLOGIANSCAFE N SHIMMERBODYCREAM GONNA DIE
VOTE!!: http://airbornerose.xanga.com/732080851/voting-for-round-3/
Partner Dan!!!: http://thetheologianscafe.xanga.com/
OKAY ROUND 3 ARE LETTERS WE'D SEND EACH OTHER AND XANGANS IF WE WERE GONNA DIE. HERE WE GO HO BAGS.
Dear Dan,
You’re my favorite xanga man,You got two hands,
You could lift a box of cans,
Be your own Dan band,
You have a nice tan,
Your bling is big like your attention span,
If you bought a piano it’d be just like you,GRAND,
From Xanga you could never get a ban,
You have a magic van,
You could kill Peter Pan,
Your face could be on a box of oat bran,
You’re the man with the plan!
OH DAN IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN YOU DA MAN
FROM SHIMMER WHO WROTE THIS CAUSE I CAN…Actually I wrote it cause I’m gonna fuckin die and I needed a longer way of telling you I’m leaving you all of my booze and strippers (already toothless for extra fun!). And whoever doesn't come to my funeral I hope you kick them in the nuts.
DEAR XANGANS,
You guys are so hot I Just want to have a giant orgy with you all. Well, too bad. I'm gonna die a virgin and have a giant orgy with the other 72 lesbian virgins. If God lets me I will send you the tape. So anyway I LOVE YOU. LETS ALL MAKE OUT BEFORE I DIE. I don't give a shit about herpes, my ass is dying anyway. SO VICODIN PARTY.
BAI,Shimmer
Comments (19)
I hope God lets you send the tape.
What a great poem about Dan. I love that you mentioned the Dan Band.
Lol! This rocks. As if you guys haven't already won, I'll still throw a vote in
the fuck is going on?
I voted Dan and Shimmer.
And I never got to cop a feel.
;(
You were like just in Texas! We could've all made out then. If I'd only known.... ;P
Oh, and I'm sure God will put it on Youtube. If not then I'm sure Satan will.
Either way, its gunna be on youtube.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't die on me, Shimmers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We still need to be involved in a three-way with a hot lesbian.
lol
That tape would go viral on Xanga.
I DON'T GET IT.
Ha! I loved the poem. Good job.
Ahahaha the poem was great.
lmfao. i wasn't supposed to be laughing at someones death letter. fcuk
For some reason the soundtrack in the background is matching the letters lol.
So, I love you. <3
Lol XD I love you, I swear.
you know, that sounds pretty good to an old hippie like me.
I'm liking the sound of an orgy. ;D
RYC: It is! And thank you!