Every fucking time one of my old friends adds me back on Facebook they say OH, YOU'RE SO PRETTY NOW. Oh, you called me pretty.. thanks... but.. NOW? Was I that fucking fugly before. Well, yes, YES I WAS. But it's still rude!!!
I bring this up because literally EVERY elementary/junior high friend who has added me and I have talked to give me that same backhanded compliment. ASSHOLES!
I'm pretty now because what I've lost over 50lbs since the last time you saw me? I pluck my eyebrows? I wear makeup? FUCK OFF.
I was actually talking to a guy last night and FINALLY someone did not mention my looks, we just talked normal. So I was all ZOMG DAD FINALLY SOMEONE DOESN'T MENTION WHAT A LITTLE BUTTERBALL I WAS...
but lo and behold this morning the bastard did the same old same old LOL WOW U GREW UP TO B PRETTY
After a visit with someone (granted this is after I cake my face and do my hair) LO AND BEHOLD.. OH LAWL UR PRETTY NAO. WHAT THE FUCK.
I'm going to get really fucking fat again then squish each one of these motherfuckers between my ass cheeks!!
My ex has called me bipolar, he sent me this message 3 days ago:
I remembered a while ago, you always say I can't get nobody better than you....... I think your WRONG lol. I just got back from visiting this old girlfriend, she wants to be my woman, and she offered me threesoome with her roomate. I was shocked! and flattered!! they compliment how handsome I am. I told them I have math exam tonite so I have to take raincheck, and they said they be waiting all night so when ever I get done I can come over and party with them horny ass chicks lol I realized now what girls want, men who has money and can buy them food, and I got offered three some. I'm willing bet you never got offered threesome with two girlfriends roomates lol, btw she is a tax prep and she going college for accounting, working and schooling she is a good rolemodel for world, she represent strong woman skills you always feminst and think women are equal I now know you are right, women can just be as hard working as men. Btw this isn't the first offer of sex i've gotten I went to 2 different highschools and the hot girls didn't care for me then, now want my bone! lol funny thing is is risky for girls to have sex, they can get pregnant and dieases, men can get dieases but they don't have worry about prego, *funny sentence I had to remove for privacy* lol. I want teach you one important thing in life; as smart and pretty as you, there is 3 billions other smart pretty girls and 150k single girls live in quadcities, smart and pretty girls, and I am smart and handsome and did I mentioned I got $? lol nat bai
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd I get this message today:
V Anh Le: i got an hotel at boat in peoria, wanna see me for a nite b4 i go to minn?