Wednesday, 07 November 2012
3 Things I learned on Election Day
Election day was an eventful day for me. I learned a lot of things on election day.
1) That Mitt and I were never meant to be
2) Why I'm single.
thank you, dear cousin.
3) THAT QUANTUMSTORM HAS A FACE!??!?!
WHAT IS THIS MAGICKZ!?!?!
Congratz my liberal ladies, I made a pinterest board for you. I may be a Republican but I am a gracious loser. These next 4 years I will be adding new pins to my pinterest board, "I want to fuck Obama."
Conservative girls, no worries. We still have Paulie 2016! <3
No-Shave November Contest
I am hosting a beard contest, as suggested by @amateurprose.
Beard King: Grow out yo face hair this month (preferably take a BEFORE shot!) and then take a picture at the end of the month.
Hairy Princess: Grow out your armpit, leg, or mustache and take a picture.
Prize: At the end of the month you will get glorious posts on Xanga about you and be acknowledged as great hairy royalty. The true prize is the dominion you will have over your less hairy subjects. We will praise you!
IN SUPPORT OF YOU ALL I WILL BE GROWING OUT MY ARMPIT HAIR!!!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!
2 Requests filled! More to go! I will get to all of them. Thank you for helping me get my True Badge.