Wednesday, 07 November 2012
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Election Day/No Shave Novemember
3 Things I learned on Election Day
Election day was an eventful day for me. I learned a lot of things on election day.
1) That Mitt and I were never meant to be
2) Why I'm single.
thank you, dear cousin.
3) THAT QUANTUMSTORM HAS A FACE!??!?!
WHAT IS THIS MAGICKZ!?!?!
Congratz my liberal ladies, I made a pinterest board for you. I may be a Republican but I am a gracious loser. These next 4 years I will be adding new pins to my pinterest board, "I want to fuck Obama."
Conservative girls, no worries. We still have Paulie 2016! <3
No-Shave November ContestI am hosting a beard contest, as suggested by @amateurprose.
Beard King: Grow out yo face hair this month (preferably take a BEFORE shot!) and then take a picture at the end of the month.
Hairy Princess: Grow out your armpit, leg, or mustache and take a picture.
Prize: At the end of the month you will get glorious posts on Xanga about you and be acknowledged as great hairy royalty. The true prize is the dominion you will have over your less hairy subjects. We will praise you!
IN SUPPORT OF YOU ALL I WILL BE GROWING OUT MY ARMPIT HAIR!!!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!
2 Requests filled! More to go! I will get to all of them. Thank you for helping me get my True Badge.
@Marica0701 @Manic_Butterflies @QuantumStorm @Amateurprose
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Comments (52)
I'll be honest... I gagged a little bit at the sight of pit hair.
Just a little though.
I shall grow the most glorious beard the world has ever seen.
@Garistotle - me too, I couldn't even comment the 1st time I saw it.
I will be a great disappointment. Being 1/2 Indian I do not grow much hair anywhere but my head.
@amateurprose - Challenge: Accepted!! (though, I have had a head start)
Lol contest
Wait...what about letting it grow down below?
@ThereWillBeDragons - Even better!!
No shave November??? Pfft October, November, December, January, February, March, Most of April....
@Garistotle - Good. You will need it, sir.
@ThereWillBeDragons - Pictures or it didn't happen
do toe beards count?
@Thatslifekid - I demand your toe beard. GROW THAT SHIT OUUUT!!!!!
I don't grow much hair, and even when I do you can't see them. My hair strands are very, very thin, hence why the hair on my head is so limp :(
I wonder how many ladies will participate in the contest.. lol
@loneshadow_wolf - I don't think that's a bad thing..at least you won't really have to worry about shaving or razor bumps. lol
@Babieboo_Annie - Yeah, I realize that. Still, I can't do anything with the hair on my head. Curl it, it's straight again after a half hour even with hair spray. Layer it, not at all noticeable. Put a hair clip in, comes sliding down. Oh well. At least my arms seem hairless, haha. My sister has thicker hair and so you notice the hair on her arms. Moustache too.
@loneshadow_wolf - Lol. Maybe you can get her to join Shimmer's contest.. :P Well your hair in your profile pic looks nice with the light wave.. :)
I will be growing out the hair of the back of my feet.
This armpit hair on women is going to be a huge turnoff. But I guess for the sake of xanga it is worth it.
Can I grow sideburns instead of a beard for the contest?
@Rob_of_the_Sky - YEAH. Anything on yo face. Rock the Elvis shit!
I'll approve your contest from a hairless distance LOL. It's weird how you manage to make Ryan look hot, I never think that except on your blog!
Well, I am accidentally excelling at no-shave November already.
Thank you for sexy politics