Tuesday, 04 September 2012
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[photoblog] Debonerfest
Hai, I am taking up the debonerfest challenge and I'm going to try to make your weenies limp and ginies dry. I take a lot of pics makeupless anyway, I don't really pay much attention because I guess I don't think makeup is a requirement for photos. So I will include them but I'll also try to get in some really boner killing ugly ones.
BTW Ladies: A lot of these girls on Xanga who think they look worse look even hotter without their makeup. No shame in being barefaced to those sexy Xanga bitches out there. You shouldn't feel you need makeup to look pretty because you already are. Now let's girl hug and squish our boobies together.
Okay, so here is me without makeup. Bleh, kinda boring.
Without Makeup
Weird pic because I was checking my overbite progress.
meeeeeeh
Okay, so let's make things more interesting and speed up the automobile to debonerville. Let's do makeupless with a nosebleed.
The No Makeup Nosebleed
That was my first nosebleed ever. Me losing my nose virginity. That may be arousing to some people with nose fetishes since I popped my nose cherry so I will move on to facial masques.
Facial Masks
Okay, I think these were a lot better, but I have my secret trump card. I have horrible allergies and genetically ugly eyes. My Dad had to have plastic surgery on his eyes just so he could see! (I inherited his eyes, I look a lot like him.) I genetically have terrible eye bags exasperated by my horrible allergies, paleness, and nights of drinking.
Eyebags
after a night of drinking and sleeping in makeup
Okay, are you debonered yet? @Cakalusa and some others were kind of surprised how ugly I used to be (he thought I was trolling LOL), so here I go. If you aren't debonered by now these are pictures of me 6 years ago when I turned 18.
Older Pictures of Me
Why yes, I would be the one with the armpit hair.
If you aren't fully limp by now I think I have the "finishing" touches for you. My miscellaneous gross ass pictures.
Miscellaneous
SEE MY TOE HAIR?!?!
Yes this really IS my toe.
This is when I was chopping off my ear mole
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Comments (56)
I STILL THINK YOU'RE TROLLING!
But yes, you were actually the inspiration for my debonerfest!
the toe and ear mole pics *puke*
Congrats.
No. It didn't work. I still have my boner.
@CaKaLusa - Aww thats the sweetest thing anyone has ever... HAY
@Thatslifekid - *CLAPS FURIOUSLY* :D
@ellechristina - I still haven't pooped today.
It takes a lot more than ugly, fungus ridden toe nails to turn me into a limp bizkit.
ok i was not deboned until the toe and ear mole pix but you had to work hard to debone me because damn you is fine woman!
Armpit hair! woo hooooo
LOL thanks for sharing theses...I feel so much closer to you having seen a close up of your toe & you in a mask.
You're still pretty without makeup.
Your facial mask glows in the dark? Cool.
i was midthrust when i went floppy, thx
Damn, armpit hair.
I would die if I grew body hair b/c I hate shaving.
You are cute and you have boobs, men aren't going to look at your toes, pus bubbles, or nosebleeds. They may notice the arm pit hair, but you have boobs.
the armpit hair... just, why?
. . . it's working.....
Hahahaa i'm not going to lie, these might of made my day.
Someone real on xanga. finallyyyOK, I'm hot to go now!!
Not gonna lie, nothing you do will ever turn off my vagina faucet.
You're hot
xo'
Is your hair naturally curly or was that a perm? Glad to hear you're no longer a nose virgin. Do you still have armpit hair?
still pretty w/o makeup, though I love the supporting graphics!
You are beautiful no matter what.
You have blossom quite well from your teenage years. Great transformation.