Saturday, 04 August 2012
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My stance on violence and fried cock
Recently @celtic_haven said I had no room to talk about politics because I don't take a stance in my personal life.
Well here it is:
DUCK MOTHERFUCKER
and NEVER HIT WITH YOUR FOREARMS
Now that I have taken a stance in my personal life I believe I am allowed to talk politics.
My official stance is this:
Whether you're a homo or a conservative, we both love cock in our mouth.
Well except @drummingmediocrity , @Amateurprose. We like fake cock. We're vegans.
Disclaimer: THIS WAS A JOKE I LIKE CELTIC_HAVEN MMKAY.
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Comments (37)
I love Chick-fil-A in my mouth.
@PrisonerxOfxLove -
I don't know what to say about those first pictures but if it's what I'm thinking some jackass needs to rot in prison. :(
As for cock, I too prefer fake cock.
@EmilyandAtticus - lol, thanks. this was meant to be a light hearted post I didn't mean for any dark twists.
Oh... wow... those bruises look nasty. Are you alright?
Also... all this talk of loving cocks makes me think of this song "When A Man Loves A Chicken"...? (http://youtu.be/p20tOszLty8)
@Lakakalo - LOOLOLOL, yeah I'm good, the post was just joke. :P
@ShimmerBodyCream - Ah... Ok.
@Lakakalo - .......
@ShimmerBodyCream -˙˙˙˙˙˙ :P
@IntoTheWind1 - you're awake
@IntoTheWind1 - I had a red bull and then I baked cupcakes.
Now I see the problem with vegans; they bruise too easily.
@IntoTheWind1 - lol
Not the type of cock I was expecting. Shimmer, I am disappoint. Lol j/k
@ShimmerBodyCream - Let me also say that I love my Chick-fil-A firm, not tenderized.
Your butt squashes cock.
Are those bruises from batin'?
:)
@ShimmerBodyCream - Sorry didn't mean to put a damper on it. I get protective of people I like.
...usually.
@Lithium98 - same haha
@imTHEmeowMIXcat - wow..ur comment has inspired me to tell u to lace ur hubbys food with viagra LOL