Sunday, 15 July 2012
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I hate having such a huge rack
While taking gratuitous nudes of myself I've noticed there is a body part I have that bothers the fucking shit out of me.
My ribs.
I have a huge rack.. OF FUCKING RIBS. I'm 5'9" 125lbs and my fucking ribs make me look like some freaky concentration camp victim. I can't buy bras in the right size because all the pretty stuff that I like is way harder to find in a 38. That's right, my fucking rib cage is 38inches. 38 is considered a "plus sized" band size so it's harder to find. So usually I buy a 36 and have fun all day while my ill fitting fucking bra digs into me like a motherfucker. The average bra size for Americans is a 36DD. Considering that includes plus sized builds, etc I'm not really going to hold out hope that more stores will carry 38s anytime soon.
Oh. And if anyone tells me lose weight to lose band size, YOU'RE WRONG, HO. I used to be 188lbs. Guess what my band size was then? 38.Do you have a body part that annoys the fuck out of you?
Also, I recently had to commit the sin of leggings as pants. It was embarrassing to say the least. (No clean clothes, had to make a trip on the spot - etc, long story.) I am tagging Paul (@solidstatetheory) in this because he likes to make fun of my ass. He is a bad person and Satan is going to kill him.
lawwwwwwwl you culd see mah ruffly panteez
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Oops I double posted. Hawkward.
Hippo milk is pink
I'm not going to lie, I hate having a huge rack and when I say rack, I mean boobs. It's so hard to find tank tops and shirts that fit appropriately and it's sad because they don't even make the Victoria's Secret Bombshell bra in my size. :/
@amateurprose - Two in the pink, one in the stink. wut
@ItsAll_A_LoveWar - *offers hands*
Dayum girl. I want yo sexy body. Ribcage and all.
At least you have room for large, sexy lungs.
Bra sizes in america are ridiculous. N one can find bras. although, i'm not trying tobe mean but your rib cage size is indicating to me that you actually should be more filled out, not skinnier. 128 lb is fairly underweight for your hieght and rib cage width.
i have a normal sized rack and i can't find my bra size anywhere! 32C is difficult to come by!
i go through phases where i do/do not like my ass. my ass is the jupiter of asses.
I'd trade your rib cage For my body at anytime.
I'm (normally) a 38B/C, but Asia troll'd me and stopped selling 38. So Im stuck with 36's. Q.Q
I reserve the right to remain silent because looking at women's bodies makes me babble thoroughly embarrassing things.
u should never hate ur self image! God made you just beautiful :) I know the feeling though, but remember that you are wonderfully made :) hugs! CMG
I read these comments with growing sorrow. It is tragic the way you ladies have boobs.
Sinnnnnnner.... Oh well, your leggings misstep is understandable, lol. I know exactly what you mean about having a large ribcage too! Mine is bigger than my husbands, ek.
Hey, if it was entirely possible I'd trade places with you. I wish I could see my ribs. And I've got this annoying little pooch of a tummy that tends to gain weight before anything else. I'm fine with my boobies though I do wish they were C's instead of D's. We always want what we don't have.
Oh, I'm a 34DD and that is one hell of a pain in the ass bra to find! Life sucks when you have a hard to find bra and at 5'9" and only 125 pounds, you don't have any weight to lose! Good luck!!
your personality makes me want to fuck the shit out of you.. sincerely yours. =D
My only question is: 36DD? really? I see too many chicks with small boobs to even justify that.
or maybe it is because the girls with smaller boobs are cuter around here...or have an ass so that's what I'm looking at.I like ur butt, too.
Are you doing the +4/5" like some say to do for band size, or is that the actual measurement of your rib cage? Mine are 31-32", my band size is a 34-36 most of the time, but you are MUCH thinner than me. You are like eight feet taller than me but you actually weigh LESS. I'm just not sure I can believe that, man. And when I was even 10-15 lbs. thinner than I am (still much fatter than you), my ribs were like 3" smaller...
@DrummingMediocrity - Oh yeah that's the band size. The actual inchage is even bigger. lolol So my ribs are like + whatever for the 38 =P
@SlackerSociety - Keep in mind, "average" doesn't mean "most". You can only go flat, but big boobs and go up to absolutely ridiculously huge (yay for implants - not!), and it would take a lot of A cups to bring down the average if there's an M cup in the sample.
Oh gosh, I would tell you to eat. Without busting out a BMI calculator, I'm not sure that's a healthy weight for how tall you are. I think it's underweight. I'm in the 36C 38B range, depending on the brand and style. I'm a chunk, though, and I'll admit it. You could try buying bras on-line. It's a no-go for me because of having such difficulty finding bras that fit well, but I know it works out well for other women.
My nipples are the size of pancakes.
reading this makes me glad i am a guy. the only problem i have is getting the right size condom!!
Try Lane Bryant, maybe? Yeah, it's a plus-size store, but when I worked there, we'd have people who were far from overweight come in for bras all the time! And surprisingly, LB usually has a few bras that don't look like something you'd expect your mother to wear. :)
As far as the leggings go, at least they weren't tights. That is an unfortunate sight to see...
@shpadoinkle12 - Hey that's a good idea. I never thought of that... thanks!