Sunday, 15 July 2012
While taking gratuitous nudes of myself I've noticed there is a body part I have that bothers the fucking shit out of me.
I have a huge rack.. OF FUCKING RIBS. I'm 5'9" 125lbs and my fucking ribs make me look like some freaky concentration camp victim. I can't buy bras in the right size because all the pretty stuff that I like is way harder to find in a 38. That's right, my fucking rib cage is 38inches. 38 is considered a "plus sized" band size so it's harder to find. So usually I buy a 36 and have fun all day while my ill fitting fucking bra digs into me like a motherfucker. The average bra size for Americans is a 36DD. Considering that includes plus sized builds, etc I'm not really going to hold out hope that more stores will carry 38s anytime soon.
Oh. And if anyone tells me lose weight to lose band size, YOU'RE WRONG, HO. I used to be 188lbs. Guess what my band size was then? 38.
Do you have a body part that annoys the fuck out of you?
Also, I recently had to commit the sin of leggings as pants. It was embarrassing to say the least. (No clean clothes, had to make a trip on the spot - etc, long story.) I am tagging Paul (@solidstatetheory) in this because he likes to make fun of my ass. He is a bad person and Satan is going to kill him.
lawwwwwwwl you culd see mah ruffly panteez