Being stalked by a guy I met on POF

Friday, 15 June 2012

Being stalked by a guy I met on POF
POF = PlentyofFish. The online dating website.

A couple weeks ago I was on a dating site. I asked @themushypear exactly how I should explain this and he told me to tell you all it's because

I'M A CHEATING WHORE.

Anyway, I talked to a lot of people, never met anyone. No one interested me, but I did text a few.

So I did message this one guy who the service said was interested in me. Let's call him... "COMPLETELY SANE MAN."

Now, Completely Sane Man and I had a nice texting conversation. He seems sweet and intelligent, but obviously being in love with my current piece of fruit I had to cut off all communication with these humans. (I've discovered I'm purely fruitsexual with a slight leaning towards vegesexual that I indulge every now and again.)

I usually would not post something like this, but Completely Sane Man has texted me 12 times (without me replying) and will not stop Facebook Messaging me. Here are all of the messages I have received since being reunited with my favorite flora baby.

TEXTS:

Where'd you go?

Welp, you disappeared. ): pretty girl?

I just watched some of your videos... Omg, you're beautiful beyond belief. I want to take you out... I want you.

Well, goodnight Nataly. I'll be up a while. Wish you didn't disappear and I hope I get to meet you soon.

Hello? Nataly?

I hate looking crazy, but I'm really interested in you and you keep pulling a disappearing act?

Gorgeous girl...

Seriously, why are you ignoring me, Nataly? If you want me to leave you alone I will.

Dang it beautiful with the body that won't stop.

Nataly? I like you and you're ignoring me. I really want to date you.

?

Babe?):

I'm not going to give up!

FACEBOOK MESSAGES:

COMPLETELY SANE GUY: Spend a weekend together or something.
I guess that sounds confusing. I find you attractive and caring. You live far, so I think a weekend together would be fun. But, your profile said you wear a promise ring, so I understand if you're wery on us staying together.
Or a purity ring.

COMPLETELY SANE GUY: But, that's just my thought.

ME: okee dokee!!

COMPLETELY SANE GUY: You keep getting on and offline. )): What are your thoughts on that idea?

COMPLETELY SANE GUY: Quit disappearing!! ):

COMPLETELY SANE GUY: Gah...

COMPLETELY SANE GUY: Babe? Are you really ignoring me like this? Facebook does now say if you've read these messages or not... I liked you. I wouldn't mind dating you at all.

Am I going to tell this guy to piss off? Hell no, I need more shit to blog about.

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That happened to me once. I got tired of it so I just married him.
- 6/15/2012 10:25 PM
- BoulderChristina (message)
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I was too fat to join the army.
- 6/15/2012 10:25 PM
- TheMushyPear (message)
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Whoa Block him stat....
- 6/15/2012 10:27 PM
- Kris0logy (message)
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Anyone can see the problem in a second: there's too much sex, real or imagined, going on.
- 6/15/2012 10:28 PM
- PrisonerxOfxLove (message)
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Octopus is a delicacy of my native land.
- 6/15/2012 10:29 PM
- TheMushyPear (message)
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He sounds perfect!
- 6/15/2012 10:32 PM
- thegunslingergirl (message)
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I'd block him or tell him off or both.
- 6/15/2012 10:33 PM
- Erika_Steele (message)
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Lol! I will just ask him to piss off man. Can't handle guys like that.
- 6/15/2012 10:34 PM
- mich_yap (message)
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He, umm. . . He's a bit anxious, isn't he?? I'm sure you'll have more material soon!!
- 6/15/2012 10:36 PM
- hushedjournal6 (message)
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lmao. I should have given you my ex's username on POF... before I deleted his account.

This could be him! :p
- 6/15/2012 10:36 PM
- eagerblue (message)
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lol sounds like me when im hella drunk!..that guy is horny as hell LOL
- 6/15/2012 10:40 PM
- BlizzZX (message)
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HAHAHAAHAHA... oh geez...
- 6/15/2012 10:40 PM
- LKJSlain (message)
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Note to self, 12 texts will scare a girl off. Keep it at 11 and everything's good.
- 6/15/2012 10:43 PM
- Lithium98 (message)
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And you wonder why we all love you.
Completely sane, huh? Might be the sanest in the institution...
- 6/15/2012 10:44 PM
- HerCarelessWhispers (message)
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Be careful.
- 6/15/2012 10:49 PM
- lonelywanderer2 (message)
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If that is "SANE" I must be certifiable. Kick his ass to the curb and block him.
- 6/15/2012 10:54 PM
- JadeMaster2 (message)
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WTF
- 6/15/2012 10:55 PM
- lovejennyy (message)
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LOL he is definitely a CLINGER! I was on that website once but the women SCARED ME AWAY! If I hit on a girl once and she doesn't respond I am off "like a pair of dirty underwear" and on to the next one. Before I got engaged that is. There are so many fish in the sea getting caught on one who doesn't respond is SERIOUSLY DESPERATE!
- 6/15/2012 11:32 PM
- LadyboyRevolution (message)
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Hahaha. I had a guy message me like that. I first thought "I really need to block this idiot" but then I was getting a terrible enjoyment out of it. I know I shouldn't have let him continue trying to talk to me, but he was a VERY stupid and crazy guy. :-\
- 6/15/2012 11:32 PM
- Marica0701 (message)
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Now THAT'S a fishytale!
- 6/16/2012 12:11 AM
- Somefishytales (message)
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I is a bit confused. You're engaged and you were on POF? Huh?
- 6/16/2012 12:29 AM
- musterion99 (message)
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What the hell? My classmates and I all exchanged numbers once and one of the guys messaged me like that. It was extremely awkward having class with him lol. You should block this guy!
- 6/16/2012 12:48 AM
- Lives4Waffles (message)
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Say yes, set the meet at some hotel far away from you, tell him to book it, and don't show. Make sure to fax him a message an hour after he was to be there saying "quit being a creeper". Then block his number and his FB account.
- 6/16/2012 12:53 AM
- GodlessLiberal (message)
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anyway you can block this creeper? dam...you gotta get a google voice number girl-you can even have a number within your area code. that way when you give a number to a guy online, you have the option of blocking him if things get too far
- 6/16/2012 1:34 AM
- passionate_kisses579 (message)
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.......................... WOW
- 6/16/2012 1:34 AM
- BenelliMan (message)
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