Sunday, 15 April 2012
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I give up trying to get laid
Jesus Christ I hate people with a passion. I'm an extremely introverted person and keep to myself most of the time. I started to stop seeing my physical friends around when I was a late teenager/early 20s. I remember they'd come knock on my door and I wouldn't answer. Or they'd call me to hang out and I wouldn't show.
I don't answer doors (Like I literally, never, ever answer my door) or talk to people because quite honestly, I hate people. Except Xangans. But other people annoy the fuck outta me.
I was going to go see my ex but I canceled my trip because I thought, no point in being in a different country annoyed as fuck the whole time. Plus I get yelled at for masturbating. AND I CAN'T NOT MASTURBATE PEOPLE, THAT'S 75% OF MY DAY.
I broke off ties with my other ex because he also annoys the fuck outta me.
I spent Easter at a hotel room because my family had people over and I hate people. Jesus Christ! The whole time I was plotting to stick needles in the carpet to stab those stupid little bastard children!!
The older I get the more I want to strangle people. I thought this wasn't healthy so I set out to try to be nice. No way am I gonna meet up with my former friends though because I hate them all because they were fucking assholes to me. (ONE GROUP EVEN KILLED MY FORMER DOG, YAY)
I tried online dating for a whole... day. MAYBE I SHOULD MEET PEOPLE I THOUGHT. I got a lot of messages. Apparently people messaging me annoys the fuck out of me too because after I got messages I closed the stupid site down.
I haven't even visited my grandparents/family/cousins etc in over 5-6 years. Why? Because they annoy the fucking fuck out of me too!
Except I did see my cousin and aunt at my brother's house and then I left like a couple hours later even though I was supposed to spend the night because...
they annoyed the fuck outta me.
I AM OUT OF XANAX AND VICODIN KJKLFJGOIJOIG:JOIGJILDKFJOF:IFJSOJKSHFLDSHDKFJJHFLKDSJOF:UWE:IOJOS:IJFSKLJFKLSJFLSJFSLJFSLJFKLS:FJIGHNFJ:OS
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@ShimmerBodyCream - I got tired of the molestation. It was a fun club trick.
You could never hate me :O YOU WILL LOVE ME!!
@ShimmerBodyCream - I have Vicodin too actually. Somewhere.
@xdeelynnx - I will resurrect Whitney Houston to serenade you with this.
@bloggicus_maximus - *gets on belly dance outfit* I'm at your service, Sultan.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Ooohhhhh hidey diedy hidey diedy hidey DIEDY DYEEE
@QuantumStorm - HEY STOP DRINKING ON MY BLOG
I have marijuana and ice cream.. which one do you want? :p
I miss vicodin...
I would totally sleep with you. Instead of annoying you, I would be satisfying you ;)
@fabolousclown - BOTH MIXED TOGETHER.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Okay... I'll will text you now.
@crazy2love - I'D BUY YOU SO MANY FINE CARS AND SHIZ IF YOU WUZ MY WOMAN
you crack me up.
@ShimmerBodyCream - will do for sure! And I won't forget to bring you a morphine cake :D :D
@ShimmerBodyCream - Sweeeet. I'll take it :P
Fuck you're an angry girl! Never give up on getting laid .. even though that has nothing to do with your people are fucking annoying post!
GAWD, PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. WE SHOULD KILL THEM ALL IN THEIR SLEEP. (Except the Xangans.)
you're crazy but for some reason I like it!
i've recently started hating people, too. any tips?
Have Vicodin, will travel for sex. lol
Did something happen in your childhood that has made you so introverted? I was also like that for awhile where I wouldn't answer the door when my friends came over, but I never figured out the reason why.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I'll masturbate for you.