Sunday, 15 April 2012
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I give up trying to get laid
Jesus Christ I hate people with a passion. I'm an extremely introverted person and keep to myself most of the time. I started to stop seeing my physical friends around when I was a late teenager/early 20s. I remember they'd come knock on my door and I wouldn't answer. Or they'd call me to hang out and I wouldn't show.
I don't answer doors (Like I literally, never, ever answer my door) or talk to people because quite honestly, I hate people. Except Xangans. But other people annoy the fuck outta me.
I was going to go see my ex but I canceled my trip because I thought, no point in being in a different country annoyed as fuck the whole time. Plus I get yelled at for masturbating. AND I CAN'T NOT MASTURBATE PEOPLE, THAT'S 75% OF MY DAY.
I broke off ties with my other ex because he also annoys the fuck outta me.
I spent Easter at a hotel room because my family had people over and I hate people. Jesus Christ! The whole time I was plotting to stick needles in the carpet to stab those stupid little bastard children!!
The older I get the more I want to strangle people. I thought this wasn't healthy so I set out to try to be nice. No way am I gonna meet up with my former friends though because I hate them all because they were fucking assholes to me. (ONE GROUP EVEN KILLED MY FORMER DOG, YAY)
I tried online dating for a whole... day. MAYBE I SHOULD MEET PEOPLE I THOUGHT. I got a lot of messages. Apparently people messaging me annoys the fuck out of me too because after I got messages I closed the stupid site down.
I haven't even visited my grandparents/family/cousins etc in over 5-6 years. Why? Because they annoy the fucking fuck out of me too!
Except I did see my cousin and aunt at my brother's house and then I left like a couple hours later even though I was supposed to spend the night because...
they annoyed the fuck outta me.
I AM OUT OF XANAX AND VICODIN KJKLFJGOIJOIG:JOIGJILDKFJOF:IFJSOJKSHFLDSHDKFJJHFLKDSJOF:UWE:IOJOS:IJFSKLJFKLSJFLSJFSLJFSLJFKLS:FJIGHNFJ:OS
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Comments (108)
What can I do to not annoy you?
@TrainTrack - Masturbate for me? :D
@ShimmerBodyCream - I was thinking more along the lines of playing twister and then getting a snowcone.
@TrainTrack - I LOVE SNOWCONES.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Then you gotta deal! Snowcones on the house!
Yer just crazy you know that?
I wish I had some drugs to give you right now.
times like these... tetris is needed.
@TheTheologiansCafe - This is why you're my favorite person on Xanga. ONLY TRUE FRIENDS WOULD SHARE THEIR DRUGS.
@Somefishytales - crazy party!
@sonychak - I suck at tetris.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Oh,I have some Loritab,I took some after a root canal(had never taken any before) and I thought heck,I can go kick Labrawn James' butt in Basketball now.I changed my mind after about 3 hours though.
@Somefishytales - Lol, if only the affects of hyrdocodone would last forever
Uh, you COULD just date me. I HAVE XANAX.
Well, I'm an introvert so I get how you feel. I don't like people, though there might be a person I like. lol Good luck!
@bloggicus_maximus - GET VICODIN TOO AND I'LL BE A WILLING AND PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF YOUR HAREM.
@RulerofMasons - I like you.
@TiredSoVeryTired - Yay, our people! <3 *high five to all the introverts dealing with serial killer tendencies*
Well, I know I've been saying I was going to call you for a while but haven't because I'm shy, and I don't wanna risk you not answering but, I gotta say, now I'm even more scared to pick up the phone because I might annoy the fuck out of you like everyone else... But, you wanna get laid so, but, yeah, I mean I don't have a point there I think... I thought you weren't trying to get laid until you tied the knot... I'm just babbling and still don't have a point. Anyway, I'll talk to you real soon if you're not annoyed by me...
I'M A LION! ROARRRRR! Does this make me more sexy to you?
@ctaretz - Sorry if I came off as a cunt, I haven't had any pills today. Xangans, esp you don't annoy me! It's just people IRL who are assholes. Text me so I can put your # back in my phone so I can call you!!
@ShimmerBodyCream - Woo! If it was legal I think I'd steal a tank and run down annoying person. Of course, at some point I'd have to figure how to run over myself, but oh well.
My main goal in life is to annoy the fuck out of strangers so my friends laugh.
@Thatslifekid - add in random molestation and I think that's the best life goal ever.
@TiredSoVeryTired - LOLOL.